What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they're rubbish?
My buddy was always saying he wanted to do this. Now I have my doubts he came up with the idea on his own...
Maybe he did it already?
He just says that he hasn't so that nobody finds out. It's a ruse!

[MENTION=13481]UberFiend[/MENTION]; who dat?