The best games to play on the toilet

This gave me Deja Vu, I think some of us had a discussion about games to play on the dropper, longtime ago in TK
 
Hagan said:
True, but I most read ingredients label on bottles - within my reach.
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That almost makes it sound like your pooper is situated in the kitchen...or else your pantry is in the bathroom?

Also, [MENTION=4071]BeoTeK[/MENTION], surely the grossness of getting a boner while crapping and having it touch that cold wet porcelain on the way up would make the whole "porn viewing" a once-off experience? :p
 
mottamort said:
That almost makes it sound like your pooper is situated in the kitchen...or else your pantry is in the bathroom?

Also, [MENTION=4071]BeoTeK[/MENTION], surely the grossness of getting a boner while crapping and having it touch that cold wet porcelain on the way up would make the whole "porn viewing" a once-off experience? :p
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Women have lots of lotions and shit, I read those labels whilst talking to myself like I have company.
 
Hagan said:
Women have lots of lotions and shit, I read those labels whilst talking to myself like I have company.
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Ah, my bad. I'm a guy so toothpaste and soap is whats in my bathroom (ingredients - toothpaste, and soap). So when something has "ingredients" I assume its food :D
 
Yho... this topic devolved into a lot of strange talk extremely quickly :wtf:

Lol... Im more of a, get my business done and get out kinda guy...
 
Well I for one take my time in diligently sending Zuma a fax...in dropping the kids off at the pool...in growing a tail. And thanks to this article I've now discovered lara croft...and I'm really enjoying it! Temple run/despicable me kinda was meh, but this is wicked!

Now I can't wait until its time to make a sacrifice to the porcelain-god!
 
CandyCrush is still my all-time favorite toilet game though. Often progress on the toilet alot faster than compared to on the couch or at some random place in the house
 
mottamort said:
Isnt that just the mobile/steam version of cookieclicker-type games?
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Why, yes it is...but it's different. I think to best describe it, I'll use an analogy.

If Cookie Clicker is like cocaine....these game would be designer drugs you only get from that shady guy behind the post office down by the train tracks....both are addictive, but these are cooler to do.
 
mottamort said:
And thanks to this article I've now discovered lara croft...and I'm really enjoying it! Temple run/despicable me kinda was meh, but this is wicked!
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Really an awesome, addictive and very well-made title. Definitely a quality game considering it's free. I've been playing it on and off since they soft-launched in the Netherlands a few weeks back. Looking forward to the release of the 3rd map.
 
Plants vs. Zombies. The original edition is aesthetically nicer. This replaced Jewels 3 (Android) as my go-to when times in the WC are tough.
 
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