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Murph said:
Here's mine for the morning -

Client: can you do this thing?
Me: no we cannot. But I can give the number of someone who may be able to help

Ten minutes later ...

Client: they said they can't do it so you'll have to do it


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urgh.... at least i have a half day.
 
mine today:

Client: We want to keep track of what is in production.
Me: So just create production jobs in the ERP system.
Client: But we don't want to close jobs. We just want to put a line in excel and then the system must notify us that it is booked in.
Me: But there is no way for me to link a book in in the ERP system to something that just exists on Excel with out any reference. You have to use jobs.
Client: But we like using Excel it allows us to manipulate the data.
Me: Head/desk
 
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Hello... Hellooo... Hellooooo.
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Rhymelark said:
mine today:

Client: We want to keep track of what is in production.
Me: So just create production jobs in the ERP system.
Client: But we don't want to close jobs. We just want to put a line in excel and then the system must notify us that it is booked in.
Me: But there is no way for me to link a book in in the ERP system to something that just exists on Excel with out any reference. You have to use jobs.
Client: But we like using Excel it allows us to manipulate the data.
Me: Head/desk
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Our system doesn't work that way
Can you make it work that way just for us?
Yeah sure why not ..
 
:o

Every time I come back here after a hiatus, I discover that I have forgotten where within my profile settings to change my signature.
 
/sips... well, it's blue and bubbling

Anyway, I'm exhausted, haven't had such a long day of manual labour in quite some time. Hope I sleep this feeling off; my back's feeling the worst of it.
 
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