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Wow, she has got time to waste.
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Wow, she has got time to waste.
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wouldn't it be epic if you found a spelling mistake in that paragraph and then write an essay back about it
And then bill them for the hours spent working on it.
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Is it a client?
DieGrootHammer
Daddy TK
The coffee is strong today,
The office is empty;
A fart escapes the buttocks.
The office is empty;
A fart escapes the buttocks.
//roll credits
Mister 44
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DieGrootHammer
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Ah, so that's what lures you out of your Free State hole to come and post here in TK; haiku's about farts. I'll remember that the next time you must be summoned.
Mister 44
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Sure beats the alternative summoning method. Organic, free-range goat's tears are so difficult to find these days.
DieGrootHammer
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You clearly haven't been to Grootmier is a while
As a side note, during my research for this wildly unfunny joke, I found an even smaller town in the Northern Cape, called Groot Drink...
Mister 44
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I've seen Groot Mier on Google Earth. Groot Drink I'll leave for the weekend.
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IIRC, a couple of friends went through there on a bike trip. I'll give you 2 guesses as to what they did there..
If I had shot you, I'm leaving you the flip where you are.
I'm not getting blood on my clothes.
It's a bitch to wash out.
Or so my wife says.
Wyvern
Khaleesi
That is fine, it wil still get me out of here.
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Nah, rather shoot the client. Muuuuuuuuuch less hassle.
Mister 44
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In times like those, I listen to "Come on Smart Bomb" by Jim Bob.
Find it on your favorite music streaming service. I won't link to youtube because that is a crappy live version.
Lyrics to follow:
I wish a big metal ball would come and knock this building down,
It's too ugly and too tall and too far up from the ground,
Hypodermic syringes are pumping outside now,
No superhuman hinges could keep those junkies out,
Come on smart bomb,
Take us we're young,
Death ray - Spacemen
Take us - not them
I wish a falling star would fall down from outer space,
Through the earth's atmosphere and land down upon this place,
And take out the walls, the ceilings, the concrete and the glass,
The rat runs, gangs, the guns and all of the burnt out cars,
Come on smart bomb,
Take us we're young,
Death ray - Spacemen
Take us - not them
Wyvern
Khaleesi
Problem is its not just the client. The client is pissing the boss of so he is taking it out on me since I am family
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Problem is its not just the client. The client is pissing the boss of so he is taking it out on me since I am family
If he's family, you can shout back
Wyvern
Khaleesi
If he's family, you can shout back
In this family it doesnt work that way. Oh well, genoeg ge kla, ek sal eerder stil bly voor ek te veel se.
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