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Sent them a link where that boy went and stabbed the girl in the street because there was no connection for his internet...
 
Crzwaco said:
o ps got a job as a delivery boy today at kfc now it will keep me busy till we move, stupid demilin.
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*twitch*

You're not like... one of them unhygienic, totally uncouth, ridiculously gnarly-looking creatures, are you? I remember an age back in JHB we ordered pizza, some really ghastly-looking female wretch handed it over to us... There was like some sort of fungus growing on her teeth and she had these massive bottle-bottom glasses.

Put me off that whole delivery boy fantasy for life, I'll have you know.
 
Lycanthrope said:
Yes, world. I finally have water again. I also discovered where the mains are. Seems that some jackass turned off the water for my entire block today when they were doing the gardening/mowing the lawn and whatnot.

Eh well... Happiness has once more been returned and vengeance will me meted out to the body corporate as soon as I get my fucking blood-thirsty hands on their throats :mad: :mad: :mad:

Or rather, I'll just send off a sternly-written e-mail and make them wither >:3
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In some universce somewhere, writing a letter is considered an act of terrorism with a weapon of mass destruction. :p
 
Raven Gold said:
In some universce somewhere, writing a letter is considered an act of terrorism with a weapon of mass destruction. :p
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Meh... I like writing letters of complaint. It's surprising how often it gets things done. Why, four months ago, once a week, every weekend the sons of bitches around me would play their music at high volume and annoy the fucking hell out of me.

One by one, once a week, every single time they frustrated me, I sent off an e-mail to the body corporate with some video footage of the incident. This succeded in solving the problem because of two instrumental reasons:

1) No-one wants to start work on a Monday morning having to read a massive complaint consisting of a very, very frustrated tenant's short temper.
2) No-one wants to spend an hour download one 50MB e-mail.

Therefore, I won. My complex is now as silent as the grave during the weekends, which is just how I like it. And if anyone pisses me off and I complain, from what I hear, they get a R500 fine debited from the owners' accounts :)

*bliss* :D

I don't bother you, so don't fucking bother me.
 
Lycanthrope said:
Meh... I like writing letters of complaint. It's surprising how often it gets things done. Why, four months ago, once a week, every weekend the sons of bitches around me would play their music at high volume and annoy the fucking hell out of me.

One by one, once a week, every single time they frustrated me, I sent off an e-mail to the body corporate with some video footage of the incident. This succeded in solving the problem because of two instrumental reasons:

1) No-one wants to start work on a Monday morning having to read a massive complaint consisting of a very, very frustrated tenant's short temper.
2) No-one wants to spend an hour download one 50MB e-mail.

Therefore, I won. My complex is now as silent as the grave during the weekends, which is just how I like it. And if anyone pisses me off and I complain, from what I hear, they get a R500 fine debited from the owners' accounts :)

*bliss* :D

I don't bother you, so don't fucking bother me.
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:eek: Guess that universe is this one! :D
 
Crzwaco said:
Don't get why we must write letters to get something done damit.
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Simple - actually going out there, egging their front doors, slashing their tires, smashing their windows in with a brick, pouring turpentine over their cars or super-gluing "STFU YOU FUCKING NOBS!" to their windows, front door, car and doormat generally gets you into trouble which you end up paying for.

Whereas writing a letter and going to proper authoritarian route, ends up with them paying ;)

The former is much more enjoyable though :o
 
Oh, shit - thanks for reminding me. When I was out with the plumber I noticed someone in my upper-level parking bay. Time to get him clamped and fined. Brb ;)
 
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