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Employment gods! Why doust thein mock me with thou working hours! Thei sadistic claws have slain me to my very core...i am slaughtered...i am broken...i am dead. No longer shall I pursue this need to fulfill your malevolent wishes...you have taunted me for the last time!
 
OmegaFenix22 said:
Ok one of my exes, the one before Red, is sitting in our waiting room. Me and this chick where still together when i started dating Red. We just stopped phoning each other and well me and Red just clicked. Prob is... how do i put this with out sounding like a bastard... oh yes i am a bastard... i poped her cherry.
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and random comment of the day goes to............. drum roll................. Van Wilder over here ladies and gentlemen roflmao :D :p
 
sir_smoke_alot said:
Employment gods! Why doust thein mock me with thou working hours! Thei sadistic claws have slain me to my very core...i am slaughtered...i am broken...i am dead. No longer shall I pursue this need to fulfill your malevolent wishes...you have taunted me for the last time!
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Work boring you again?:p
 
OmegaFenix22 said:
Ok one of my exes, the one before Red, is sitting in our waiting room. Me and this chick where still together when i started dating Red. We just stopped phoning each other and well me and Red just clicked. Prob is... how do i put this with out sounding like a bastard... oh yes i am a bastard... i poped her cherry.
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oooooh! That's a tough one. I've had to deal with that one before. Be more of a bastard. It works.. Tell her something like: O, I still meant to send you the invite to me and reds wedding. Sorry. I totally forgot.

Don't try and be nice. If she resents you, nice won't work. You'll be nice, she'll see you're not such a bad guy, and she'll start sending you smses and shit again. Want it to just be a fade away situation...be a bastard. Take a phone call while she's talking. Don't look her in the eye. Shit like that. Just be a real dick basically.

Be me :D :p
 
sir_smoke_alot said:
Employment gods! Why doust thein mock me with thou working hours! Thei sadistic claws have slain me to my very core...i am slaughtered...i am broken...i am dead. No longer shall I pursue this need to fulfill your malevolent wishes...you have taunted me for the last time!
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So in other words Shakespeare ur leaving and ur giving them the middle finger for making ur life shit is that wat ur sayin???? :D
 
sycogrim said:
and random comment of the day goes to............. drum roll................. Van Wilder over here ladies and gentlemen roflmao :D :p
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Its propably the one time i just used a gurl (ok so it wasnt just one time) and its the one thing i regret most, out of all the would be relationships ive even been in.
 
Dixie said:
I hope your winky falls off...:D
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The man needs fuckin support not a curse.... lmao

sir_smoke_alot said:
oooooh! That's a tough one. I've had to deal with that one before. Be more of a bastard. It works.. Tell her something like: O, I still meant to send you the invite to me and reds wedding. Sorry. I totally forgot.

Don't try and be nice. If she resents you, nice won't work. You'll be nice, she'll see you're not such a bad guy, and she'll start sending you smses and shit again. Want it to just be a fade away situation...be a bastard. Take a phone call while she's talking. Don't look her in the eye. Shit like that. Just be a real dick basically.

Be me :D :p
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Yeh or you could just pretend you dont remember her and carry on with whatever ur doing rofl :D
 
OmegaFenix22 said:
Its propably the one time i just used a gurl (ok so it wasnt just one time) and its the one thing i regret most, out of all the would be relationships ive even been in.
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Hey i popped a girlz cherry and walked away without anything happening and we both knew that it was just a one time thing :rolleyes:
 
Dixie said:
I hope your winky falls off...:D
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:eek:I need that. I was tempted by the darkside, was a messed up time in my life.

sir_smoke_alot said:
oooooh! That's a tough one. I've had to deal with that one before. Be more of a bastard. It works.. Tell her something like: O, I still meant to send you the invite to me and reds wedding. Sorry. I totally forgot.

Don't try and be nice. If she resents you, nice won't work. You'll be nice, she'll see you're not such a bad guy, and she'll start sending you smses and shit again. Want it to just be a fade away situation...be a bastard. Take a phone call while she's talking. Don't look her in the eye. Shit like that. Just be a real dick basically.

Be me :D :p
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Don't be tool im not going to talk to her. that was more than a year ago.
 
sycogrim said:
The man needs fuckin support not a curse.... lmao



Yeh or you could just pretend you dont remember her and carry on with whatever ur doing rofl :D
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Which is exactly what im doing.

Yeah well im not the fuck and leave type. Thats smokealots area of expertise.
 
OmegaFenix22 said:
Which is exactly what im doing.

Yeah well im not the fuck and leave type. Thats smokealots area of expertise.
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Yeh well Cpt Puff likes a good old hit nd run there lmao :D :p i was quite shocked when the chick whos cherry i popped didnt like say that she loved me and all that... and I was able to just walk away...
 
sir_smoke_alot said:
Employment gods! Why doust thein mock me with thou working hours! Thei sadistic claws have slain me to my very core...i am slaughtered...i am broken...i am dead. No longer shall I pursue this need to fulfill your malevolent wishes...you have taunted me for the last time!
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/offers cup of nice warm tea...
 
smokey said:
Don't hate it if you can't play it.
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I hate it coz its a sports game. I play games to experience things i can't do in real life. Drive a Car at 340Km/h Kill millions of people. Drive over people. Fly a plane not kick a ball into a net. But to each his own.
 
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