I also LOL'd.
Look overall I have had a joyous experience with my DSL. I'm one of the fortunate ones, some ppl even call me "the ping" on the servers as I average below 20 pings on SGS, Igame, IS and Vodacom servers. With 4 friends on the line we are all in the 20's and low 30's. BUT I am still experiencing my random disconnects, sometimes 3 a night. Playing COD4 and WAW is very frustrating, cause then you get the Dupicate Qport and Keycode in use errors, so you have to change ADSL accounts on your router to get rid of that each and every time it happens, this also made playing clannies a pain, as on NUMEROUS occasions I would be left alone against 1 or 2 players, and I would poon them, only to disconnect before planting or defusing the bomb :/ So Telkom stating "they can only control the quality of their own networks" is BS, as lots of PPL, specially 4mb Subscribers have the issue I have.