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Why coloureds can't be terrorists: by MARK LOTTERING
* Ons is altyd laat. We would have missed all 4 flights.
* Ons kannie 'n secret hou nie. We would have told everyone a week before doing it,
telling them: "Moet vir niemand se nie, ho!"
* Our whole freaking family plus neighbours would have been at the airport to see us off,
crying their bleddie eyes out, and your mother saying to the white ou next to her:
"I'm so proud of him. It's the first time he's hijacking a plane!"
* We would have dressed like terrorists for our airport go-way clothes:
balaclavas, jumpsuits, karate skoentjies, dark glasses, en 'n moerse attitude.
* Two of us would have forgotten our passports at home.
* All of us would have luggage.
* Three of us would have overweight luggage.
* We'll sommer argue and start a fight in the terminal before we even get on the plane
& one of us is bound to say out loud: "Gaan k** man! Dan hijack jy die f***** plane alleen!!"
* We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves.
* We praat with our hands, so we'll continually be putting the weapons down.
* Met free kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll sommer forget why we're there.
* We would have all wanted to watch the in-flight movie first.
* We would ALL want to fly the freaking plane, ending in a moerse fight with each other.
* When we enter the pit, we would have used the intercom system for
a karaoke session, with one doos trying to sing 'I did it my way'.
* Before we went into action, we would have all queued up at the toilet to first gel our hair.
* We would have insisted that the plane fly past Strandfontein Pavillion.
* We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages.
* We would have taken the plane for a joyride first, played the music at full blast
and try to park the plane somewhere where the chicks could see us.
* We would first rob everyone of their Ray-Bans, cellphones and gold teeth,
before we crash the plane!!!
just before we crash the plane.
Why coloureds can't be terrorists: by MARK LOTTERING
* Ons is altyd laat. We would have missed all 4 flights.
* Ons kannie 'n secret hou nie. We would have told everyone a week before doing it,
telling them: "Moet vir niemand se nie, ho!"
* Our whole freaking family plus neighbours would have been at the airport to see us off,
crying their bleddie eyes out, and your mother saying to the white ou next to her:
"I'm so proud of him. It's the first time he's hijacking a plane!"
* We would have dressed like terrorists for our airport go-way clothes:
balaclavas, jumpsuits, karate skoentjies, dark glasses, en 'n moerse attitude.
* Two of us would have forgotten our passports at home.
* All of us would have luggage.
* Three of us would have overweight luggage.
* We'll sommer argue and start a fight in the terminal before we even get on the plane
& one of us is bound to say out loud: "Gaan k** man! Dan hijack jy die f***** plane alleen!!"
* We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves.
* We praat with our hands, so we'll continually be putting the weapons down.
* Met free kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll sommer forget why we're there.
* We would have all wanted to watch the in-flight movie first.
* We would ALL want to fly the freaking plane, ending in a moerse fight with each other.
* When we enter the pit, we would have used the intercom system for
a karaoke session, with one doos trying to sing 'I did it my way'.
* Before we went into action, we would have all queued up at the toilet to first gel our hair.
* We would have insisted that the plane fly past Strandfontein Pavillion.
* We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages.
* We would have taken the plane for a joyride first, played the music at full blast
and try to park the plane somewhere where the chicks could see us.
* We would first rob everyone of their Ray-Bans, cellphones and gold teeth,
before we crash the plane!!!just before we crash the plane.
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