Video games were invented by the devil

Dan

Dan

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Video games were invented by the devil

Posted by Marla Jo Fisher, Staff Writer

We have the only house in our neighborhood with no video games. My son has explained to me many times how this makes us freakish aliens from space.

I truly believe that video games were created by Satan to turn otherwise normal children into his drooling, glassy-eyed stooges. After my son plays them at his friends’ houses, he comes home irritable and testy for the rest of the day.
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Follow the link for more hilarity. My personal favourite though:

If Sir Isaac Newton had been playing a DS, I’m sure he never would have noticed the apple falling from the tree, so he never would have formulated the theory of gravity.
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:rolleyes:
 
Oh, haha. I actually bookmarked this one a few days back, intending to pen some suitably scathing opinion piece on it. Thanks for reminding me. ;)
 
Yeh I just spoke my mind on that... Is there something srsly wrong with parents out there that they have to jump right out and sommer blame video games and music and all that... if there is an Age restriction then ban the kid from playing it... if its affecting them mentally then pull them outta that scene.... its that simple do not blame developers for having Active imaginations.
 
Azimuth said:
Oh, haha. I actually bookmarked this one a few days back, intending to pen some suitably scathing opinion piece on it. Thanks for reminding me. ;)
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Curses, I was thinking the same thing.

Perhaps I'll have a go at Assassin's Creed 2 instead.
 
RustPuppet said:
Curses, I was thinking the same thing.

Perhaps I'll have a go at Assassin's Creed 2 instead.
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Rofl!

Some people. Just shows the ginormous gap between our generation and that of our parents who grew up rubbing two sticks together for kicks.
 
I read both her posts now and some of the comments. Truth is that she should not be getting the publicity that she's getting. She's a stubborn person with no intention to adapt or show any willingness to listen to reason.

There will always be people complaining about well just about anything.

William Alfred Higinbotham was probably possessed by demons. Or ... probably not.

She's getting a lot of attention for the same reason that Julius Malema is getting attention. Stupidity and annoying the hell out of other people.

I'm going to go worship the um I mean going to go play some Torchlight now.

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I wish that last sentence was Diablo III instead of Torchlight. :)
 
Oh, it's just the regular bunch of anonymous people who like to complain about the big words and my overbearing self-importance, and can't be bothered to actually engage in any sort of meaningful discussion instead. I'm sure one of them is Mephisto Helix.

But I'm pleased you enjoyed it, Solitude. :)
 
Well you helped with the laughter that I got from the original article and just that idiot had to go and show how stupid some people really are :rolleyes:
 
I enjoy tarryn articles. Well done most enjoyable. They are always finding new things to blame. In a good couple of years it will be something else. Remember When heavy metal was peaking and they blames that on the devil.
 
I could resolve the IPs to usernames but the mystery and drama are too much of fun.
 
Besides, we wouldn't want to discourage anyone from looking like a moron, and making me look so much smarter in comparison. It just wouldn't be the same without them. :3
 
Saw the comments on the article. Some people hey. Well i liked it. Thought it was pretty amusing.
 
he comes home irritable and testy for the rest of the day
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Don`t think its the videogames that makes him irritable, its his mother. Poor boy is probably not allowed to watch TV, listen to decent music. I would be irritable as hell if I grew up in that house.
 
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