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Grimspoon said:
Yeah I am out almost everyday, but hey its all good. More consulting = more money in the long run.
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Wish i got commission. :( I work my ass of and then the idiots at HQ has the nerve to phone my Manager and say they struggle to get the reports out of me on a daily basis when i only send it to them on a weekly basis.
 
OmegaFenix22 said:
Damn wish i wasn't on local.

/Greets The Goddess.
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Randomness v2.0

#102 Children’s Games as Adults

By far, the easiest way to befriend a large group of white people is to organize and then participate in a game that is normally played by children. Unlike the practice of having their parents help with rent, this activity is a pleasant reminder to white people that they have not fully severed their ties with childhood.

When it comes to outdoor games, the most popular one remains kickball. In fact, you might have noticed groups of white people at the park playing this game in loosely organized leagues (see #65 Co-Ed Sports for further explanation). Though kickball is by far the most popular, if you were to suggest a game of capture the flag, Red Rover (pictured), British Bulldog, Tag, or even Hide and Go Seek your popularity would with white people would skyrocket. In addition, you would likely become a legend in your office.

Once the game has actually been organized and you are at the event, things will pretty much just sort themselves out. White people will be so happy to be outside reliving their childhood, that they will all be in a good mood. But if you want to take it to the next level, you should have a friend show up and say to one of the white people: “excuse me, what are you people doing?” The white person will tell them what game they are playing and promptly issue an invitation. To which your friend should say “I’m sorry, I’m an adult. You people are crazy.” It will make the white person feel great and give them a story for years to come

If you do not know enough white people for a large outdoor game or do not have access to adequate space, you are not out of luck. White people are also quite fond of indoor activities, especially ones that can be easily combined with alcohol. Therefore it is a rock-solid guarantee that you will gain white friends if you suggest a social gathering where people drink and play old board games like Candyland, The Game of Life, or Mouse Trap. Just the suggestion of an event like this will get them more excited than word of a new Trader Joe’s opening. (Note the photo evidence of success in this photo from Attus Apparel)

It’s a good idea to space out these events or else you become “that weird guy who always wants to play Fireball Island.”
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Anybody ever heard the xfiles remix song?

2 days of rain in Kimberley who would have though!
 
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Tsar said:
Well I have felt that way before. If you are really unhappy why don't you try and look else were.
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That is easier said than done.

2years Experience needed
1 Years Experience needed.

The only field i have that amount of experience is in the industry im currently in and to stay in it would defy the point.
 
Morning Waco. I see some ppl are having big issues with the steam beta. I seem to be one of the lucky ones. It just freezes up one me every now and again but nothing major.
 
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