Most embarrassing moments..

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So we're all friends right? Let's share our most embarrassing moments!

Ok, so I will go first :P

Yeah, you’ve gotta love toffees. Especially Wilson’s toffees… maaaan those toffees taste awesome but they get stuck in your teeth sooo easily. When I was still in high school, I had a big crush on a guy in my school. He was a geek; really shy, but really cute. Of course I was really shy as well and I didn’t want to initiate conversation because I was scared of making a fool of myself (lol).

Anyway, he was friends with a jock (the rugby captain to be exact) and for some reason said jock was crazy about me, so he befriended me so my geek crush kind of knew me on a friend-of-a-friend basis. So one day I was walking down the stairs to go to my next class and I was eating the stickiest toffee in the world. I passed my geek crush on the way down and I wanted to greet him. All I could get out was “hal” and then my jaw kind of locked because it got stuck to the toffee :( He just smiled and walked on …
 
I went to music connection and for some reason I could not tune the guitar I was interested in. When I guy asked me If i needed help I said no but five secs later I asked him for some help. The guy was like but I asked you and you said no:(
 
When I last upgraded my CPU, and I put it in, there was this piece of plastic over the heatsink, it was on there sort of firmly and I belived it was a permanent part, so I mounted the CPU with this plastic thing between the it and the sink, when I started to boot up the PC, it overheated and kept shutting down, I didn't know why. I took it to a PC place, the guy took off the CPU, and took off the platic... and you can guess the rest.
 
well not sure how embarrasing this is but it's still funny so it counts ;-p

i got pulled over by a traffic officer and following normal procedure i was asked for license ect the lady began walking around the car then got back to my door then in a imma cop i have more power then you tone (you all know the one i am talking about) she says to me "so is your seatbelt broken or what and continued to go on about how it's a R300 rand fine ect ect i proceeded to cut her off and rather loudly out of habit (as i do with my friends) say "yes as a matter of fact is it" she kinda stopped looked at me and said excuse me now there me with a red face apologising and saying how i am sorry

still got the fine though
haha
fml
 
1.So like this was waaay back in the day. I had no idea what "karaoke" meant back then. They asked to put name and song down. I put down some D12 song. Next thing I know I am being called forward. After the music video starts and I realize what the mic is for, I had to start singing before everyone a rap song full of swearwords.

2. Driving around with a broken bonnet and lots of tape on it bites =/
 
Stripe said:
1.So like this was waaay back in the day. I had no idea what "karaoke" meant back then. They asked to put name and song down. I put down some D12 song. Next thing I know I am being called forward. After the music video starts and I realize what the mic is for, I had to start singing before everyone a rap song full of swearwords.
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Genius if your parents were there, +1
 
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Lydon said:
I have sooo many embarrassing moments, but I can't remember any of them on the fly :(
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Hah, me too... I'm not very good with the whole walking thing. I can fall on a straight, smooth stretch of ground, without any obstacles ... barefoot :(
 
Oh yes, I remember one particularly awkward one now...

Back when I was in school, probably around grade 8, we had our athletics day. Our school was really stingy on time, though, so we had half a day of school, then the rest of the day until like 4 was for athletics. They could get away with that as we were a small school... Anyway, they'd told everyone to come in the PE gear, but in previous years we'd gone directly to the venue instead of having half a day of school, and could wear what we wanted. Needless to say, I rocked up looking like I was going to the beach, whilst everyone else minus a few other victims were kitted out in the PE gear. I felt like such a fool ><

It wouldn't have been so bad if our school wasn't hectically strict on uniforms and hadn't made such a big deal of my little mishap. It doesn't sound too embarrassing but my goodness I still hang my head in shame at the thought of it :o
 
hahaha that is embarrassing ... i once went to school with casual clothes when it wasn't casual day... whoops :P
 
At one of my Rugby games, the final whistle blew and we had a penalty. Being the captain I took the ball and kicked it out, ending the game, thinking we won...

Then I realised I'm the only player in my team celebrating...:o:eek::(
 
I went camping, and I am a very sound sleeper get up the morning and start walking to the showers still half asleep, everyone looking at me funny get to the shower start undressing and suddenly realized I sum how had no pants on.
 
Sgt said:
I went camping, and I am a very sound sleeper get up the morning and start walking to the showers still half asleep, everyone looking at me funny get to the shower start undressing and suddenly realized I sum how had no pants on.
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loooooooooooool. Why did you have no pants on:eek: Fap fap.
 
SephirothDVR said:
At one of my Rugby games, the final whistle blew and we had a penalty. Being the captain I took the ball and kicked it out, ending the game, thinking we won...

Then I realised I'm the only player in my team celebrating...:o:eek::(
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LMAO dude.......EPIC.

I'll share one. During the first year of dating my now fiance, we went to the local panarotti's in PTA to perform a sacred ritual amongst students. I was not studying at tukkies (went straight to work) but she was a student at tukkies and took along some friends as well. The tradition is to lie and tell the waiters that it's someone's birthday. They would then later ask you to stand on a chair and the waiters would sing "happy birthday" to you in front of everyone and then make up a name for you at the "dear....<insert name>" part of the song.

So obviously, I was the one nominated to have a "birthday" that night and when the moment came for me to stand on the chair to get my free ice-cream and sacred nickname I was quick to rise to the occasion.

Later I found out that during the course of the meal, having had too much pizza, I unbuttoned and inzipped my denim pants to get more "man room". As I stood proudly on the chair, I noticed the lady waitresses kept laughing....I didn't find out WHY until we walked out of the restaurant. Oh, and my name was "muffin" :)

p.s I have an older brother (12 years older than me), so he put me through a LOT. I have a ton of stories like these lol.
 
Neo said:
Later I found out that during the course of the meal, having had too much pizza, I unbuttoned and inzipped my denim pants to get more "man room".
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How much pizza did you eat? :eek:

On another note, a few weeks ago I was walking to the PC lab at UCT, and someone had parked a bakkie with a long square-shaped hollow metal pole on top of it on the sidewalk. I don't know how, but I walked STRAIGHT into it in the middle of a large crowd. It made such a rattle like everyone looked. Then to add insult to injury a few minutes later someone enlightened me as to how badly it was bleeding.

I actually walked into a pole >< FFS.
 
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