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I remember this one time me and a friend where sitting on the train and these 2 chicks right behind us started talking afr, gossiping about the people around them. When it to our stop we got up and turned to them and said "Goeie Dag Dames" and got off. You should have seen their faces.
 
Murph said:
SA makes most countries look like fairytale kingdoms when it comes to crime, but yeah UK is far from perfect. I would rather go live in Europe if I had a way.
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I prefer the UK coz they are not as fucking annoying as the Yanks and there is no langue barrier. Where as in the rest of europe langue can be a real issue. While working at the hotel we had 2 french guyz who could not speak more than 2 words of english and a Russian Night Porter, I had to train, who could only say Thank you:wtf:
 
OmegaFenix22 said:
I remember this one time me and a friend where sitting on the train and these 2 chicks right behind us started talking afr, gossiping about the people around them. When it to our stop we got up and turned to them and said "Goeie Dag Dames" and got off. You should have seen their faces.
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LOL that must happen a lot. My bro and I were walking through a shop and this really, really pale girl was standing next to us, my boet says "Jis sys bleek ne" and she turns to him and says "Ag jou p$@s man!" :p
 
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LOL that must happen a lot. My bro and I were walking through a shop and this really, really pale girl was standing next to us, my boet says "Jis sys bleek ne" and she turns to him and says "Ag jou p$@s man!" :p
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Bwahahahah!

Yeah it does, my mate and I worked at the same B&Q and this one customer was like really pissy so me and him walk away after helping swearing dik stukke in afr, this old lady walk past and say "Soen jy jou ma met daardie mond.":o
 
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Bwahahahah!

Yeah it does, my mate and I worked at the same B&Q and this one customer was like really pissy so me and him walk away after helping swearing dik stukke in afr, this old lady walk past and say "Soen jy jou ma met daardie mond.":o
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Hahaha - I suppose all you can do is laugh at yourself after shit like that happens. :p
 
Hehehe, the best for me was a story my sister told.

She and her then Fiance was living in Gurnsey, but had decided to spend a weekend in London. They got there was walking around the saturday and saw a boerewors roll stand. She flipped going on and on in Afrikaans about how the brits dont know anything about boerewors.

The guy heard her and gave her hell in Afrikaans :P She very quickly shut up then :P

Ive started convo's on the tube and bus and even trains in the middle of nowhere with people who had afrikaans accents. Or just random ppl. It was the one thing I loved, most ppl would talk to you and try figure out where your from. I was apparently always from Aus, NZ, Wales and even Ireland once but no one guessed SA.
 
Funny Story, most people (even some South African people) thought I was an aussie :p

This one really thick SA guy asked me where I come from, I said Cape Town, he goes "Cape Town South Africa?" :WTF:

I tell you I nearly died.
 
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