Do you need to get laid?

Toxin said:
It's all fine and well to say that Syco, especially when you guys are still in your mid twenties, but at some stage a "nice guy" has to put his foot down. Shit dude! I'm turning 30 this year........ 30......... and what do I have to show for it? Three relationships in the last four years where I'm the one that gets screwed over and taken advantage of because I'm the "nice guy".

You, Tinman, Wenz and Grimmy..... you guys have met me. You guys know what I'm like. What did I do to deserve that?

Well you know what? Fuck that shit..... up the ass. Why stick with being someone good and treating people well if it's just gonna make them take advantage of you the whole fucking time?

I've been the "nice guy" for nearly 30 years....... time to move on.
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Yeeaaahhhh. I don't think the problem is that you're a nice guy, I think the problem is that you date bitches.
 
Ask me if you need advice on dating psychos.Xero can vouch for that.Dated quite a few nutters.
 
Spartan said:
Ask me if you need advice on dating psychos.Xero can vouch for that.Dated quite a few nutters.
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As far as I'm concerned there's only one piece of advice that makes any sense in those cases:

Get away. Fast. Different town is recommended for maximum effectiveness and retention of sanity.
 
No lol he normally lies to them and tells them he is a secret agent and is being reassigned :P
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shadowfox said:
As far as I'm concerned there's only one piece of advice that makes any sense in those cases:

Get away. Fast. Different town is recommended for maximum effectiveness and retention of sanity.
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And miss out on the crazy monkey sex?HELL NO.
If you can hold out until that happens, it pays off.Then you run, as fast as your legs can carry you.
Wait for them to unleash the inner madness, hold on and hope you don't lose your keys.
 
Xero said:
No lol he normally lies to them and tells them he is a secret agent and is being reassigned :P
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Yes OK I did that once, just once.And I wasn't a spy, I was joining the British army and moving to the UK.Get the lies right Xero.
 
Xero said:
No lol he normally lies to them and tells them he is a secret agent and is being reassigned :P
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VERY EMO thread is very Emo
 
Spartan said:
And miss out on the crazy monkey sex?HELL NO.
If you can hold out until that happens, it pays off.Then you run, as fast as your legs can carry you.
Wait for them to unleash the inner madness, hold on and hope you don't lose your keys.
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I prefer stable relationships - seriously. Since I lack general experience I'm not sure if the crazy monkey sex would be worth it :p

Also ... while I didn't lose my car keys my initial getaway (immediately after I broke up with her) was hampered by the fact that she was clinging to my leg. Seriously. We were in the same college though, which made avoiding her entirely a bit impossible. I had to endure murderous glares from across the cafeteria for quite a while - much to the amusement of my fellow (and completely unsympathetic) classmates for much of the year :D

It was a learning experience - although I suppose that is what college is there for.

OmegaFenix said:
VERY EMO thread is very Emo
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I actually thought it was interesting and moderately amusing ;)
 
LOL well shadowfox here is some info to make you feel better.

Different versions of Psychos I have dated:
-One wanted to stab Xero with a fork.
-One wouldn't go out in daylight...she was named the Nightwalker.
-Another one only came to my place to eat all my ^%@#^%#ing cookies.My B-day cookies.
-One was a pathological liar.
-Another was a Jehovah's Witness(them bitches be crazy)
-One was a bi-polar girl not taking her medication
-One actually said these words:"I wish I could kill you and you could be mine forever".*shivers*

Few others but you get the idea.My shady past is indeed very shady.Not proud of it and I never lost my keys....clipped them to my belt and just leaned into the monkey sex.
 
No I was cursed by an old gypsy women when I was 9.
That and I was single at the time and thought: Could be fun.
 
Spartan said:
LOL well shadowfox here is some info to make you feel better.

Different versions of Psychos I have dated:
-One wanted to stab Xero with a fork.
-One wouldn't go out in daylight...she was named the Nightwalker.
-Another one only came to my place to eat all my ^%@#^%#ing cookies.My B-day cookies.
-One was a pathological liar.
-Another was a Jehovah's Witness(them bitches be crazy)
-One was a bi-polar girl not taking her medication
-One actually said these words:"I wish I could kill you and you could be mine forever".*shivers*

Few others but you get the idea.My shady past is indeed very shady.Not proud of it and I never lost my keys....clipped them to my belt and just leaned into the monkey sex.
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My first gf was a coke addict :-/ But apparently she was shit scared of me. Well I did once tell her off. Bec she pushed me into a bath full of hot water(she said she was joking but I don't believer her,) She was insane.

She was also a pathological liar
 
Imber said:
If those are your exes, don't you have a problem as well!?
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Haha, well spotted!

Anyway, I don't think this thread is emo at all. It's quite enlightening to see all the people's different outlook on things, and it's good to sometimes get a bit of advice from others when you're not sure what to think.

I also agree fully with Wyvern on what she said about guys also being guilty of abusing the nice girls.

What I find funny is how the nice guys and girls always seem to miss each other in this sea of pimps and ho's, for a lack of a better expression.
 
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