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But the cake has won! YAY!

Oh, wait. It was a lie. Nvm.
 
Thanks to all who participated. Depending on the usefulness of data gathered, results may or may not be published in journals that have not yet been selected. Please take a confection from the jar and leave in an orderly fashion.

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A new test will be posted sometime between tomorrow and Easter weekend 2012.
 
Thanks to all who participated. Depending on the usefulness of data gathered, results may or may not be published in journals that have not yet been selected. Please take a confection from the jar and leave in an orderly fashion.

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A new test will be posted sometime between tomorrow and Easter weekend 2012.

Damn scavengers! Seems like everyone got here before me. There's nothing left in the jar.
 
My...most earnest...apologies...Mr. ZA.

Please have one of these here...sweets.
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If for any reason you feel anything other that normal after consuming one, please report your symptoms to your nearest purple-capped car guard (be very specific please). Do remember to take his/her name and a hair sample.
 
My...most earnest...apologies...Mr. ZA.

Please have one of these here...sweets.
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If for any reason you feel anything other that normal after consuming one, please report your symptoms to your nearest purple-capped car guard (be very specific please). Do remember to take his/her name and a hair sample.

I'll take one of the orange ones, please! Thanks! How kind of you my good man.
 
I'll take the liquorice thanks. It is liquorice?

Yes. Yes, that is liquorice and nothing other than liquorice. Nothing suspicious has been added to it and it would be criminal to suggest any such thing. It is just liquorice, lovely lovely liquorice. Glycyrrhiza glabra, black candy, liquorice. That is all it is. Please have some. Just lick it. Please.
 
My retaliatory skills are well developed and usually employed in situations more worthwhile than this one.

Adequate quip though.
 
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