It's not so much the games that fail to epic degrees where MP is concerned.
I think I have finally figured out what bothers me about all the shooters and action games I've played recently.
YOU! Yes, YOU!
YOU are the problem!
I've been having great amounts of fun in Bad Company 2 lately. Local servers! YAY!
... Or not.
After playing a few extremely laggy matches on EU servers, I found myself having more fun there than on our servers.
It boggled me. I couldn't put my finger on what it was that made them more fun.
Until today.
It seems that the South African crowd is simply not content until they get to fuck everything up for at least half the players on the other team.
Yes, Baserape.
To an extent, yes, if you can't even hold one base, you deserve to get sliced in half.
On the other hand.
When last did you play Arica, Heavy Metal, Harvest Day, and those sorts of maps; where one guy doesn't IMMEDIATELY make a line for the enemy spawn base without even so much as 20 seconds going by?
That exact same player responded with "well all your snipers are camping in your base, so I go help them die!".
Funny thing, I left that server and went to an EU server playing same map at 1000 tickets.
I camped in my base. Never let my feet go outside the little fences. Nobody ever bothered to come get me... Odd...
And the match finished. I had a whopping 12/1 Kills/Deaths.
Hmmm. Not exactly a nice turnaround for a 1k ticket match.
Left that server.
Found another with 1k Tickets and again same map.
Went out to some cleverly hidden spots in the middle-areas of the map.
Match finished.
78/5.
So... while you're pissing around destroying the experience for 16 other people, you are also taking out a source of kills that doesn't even hold a rice-crispie to what that same guy could be doing if he wasn't in the base.
The only thing holding him in the base, is YOU!
YOU! Stealing tanks. Blowing people up who barely have time to press W.
YOU! With zero skill or common sense at all.
So I decided to turn it around a little.
Came back to SA servers and found that HillbrowTower was playing 1k tickets on that same map!
Selected an odd position about a third the map out of base and turned my back on the rest of the map. I turned back to take out baserapers.
I was scoring 60-something by the time I got disconnected by the server.
The team doing the baseraping had ONE flag... That one flag was BARELY held together by 3-6 guys. THE ENTIRE rest of that team was in our base. Or trying their very best to get in it anyway.
SO while the games might be dreary, I think the worst poison to the average gamer is the people he calls his friends.
In short, South African "gamers": You really all do suck a fat one...