Are Showers The Womens Ride To The Devils Arms?

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lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes :D
 
Wenzdayz said:
lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes :D
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well lets start by tearing it down and burning it..... armish witch killer kicking in here........... oh wait sorry where was i oh yeh...... holy crap what did i just write rofl :D :p
 
I find it strange that a middle aged pastor would title the thread, under rules and announcements, "Noobs" please read this before posting.
 
Dixie said:
It can't be for real!
They just push every single button! Even poor sycogrim is loosing the plot - next he'll be there with his pitchfork and burning torch :D

I'll do some digging tonight
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I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.
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RustPuppet said:
I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):
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Hahahah, just found it as well!

The TOS is a brilliant read - had me in stitches :D

If you copy and paste it into a Word doc and insert a line break at every fullstop, it makes easier reading.

A work of art indeed :)

How classic is that! :D

You agree and undertake never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of your belief system, you agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation.
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Ok, I'm going to stop reading this and save it for a rainy day - it's starting to hurt when I laugh and my checkup is tomorrow!

Welcome to our newest member, assfocker69
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:D

OK, so I can't stop reading, but it is killing me slowly.
You are probably asking yourself, “Why will Jesus be removing our reproductive organs and teats before we get to Heaven?”

Well, my dear lady, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there’ll simply be no need for genitals.

My guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch His creatures hump away on each other for the last 4,000 years. I know I’d be!

Think of it this way, Jesus and His Daddy have been sitting up there in Heaven watching the longest pornographic film ever made, and frankly, they are no longer amused.
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Dixie said:
I'm in two minds on this.
There seems to be only a few active posters.
The rest gets banned - I only took a quick swing through there, mind you.

Purpose of the site then?
1. Ammo for non-christians.
2. A great laugh, possibility of a best seller when published.
3. For real.
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The site's author did publish a book!

http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/books_9780446697583.htm
 
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But... But... i got mahself a pitchfork and everything...... :(

/walks away draging pitchfork and everything
 
Officially one of the most confusing websites ever. At least we now know that it really is fake and can breathe a sigh of relief :p
 
guy's probably jealous, those kinds of people use religion or a cult to get away with things. i'm so glad i'm athiest.
 
Atheists - everyone has to believe in something even if is in nothing :D

i vote for Agnostic though....

Now when are we starting the crusade so i can use my pitchfork? :D
 
Atheism:
The belief that there was nothing.
And nothing happened to nothing.
And then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything.
And then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, for no reason what so ever, into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense :D
 
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