London Riots

My brother lives in Bromley, when asked him how he was affected by the riots, he said he's really enjoying his new 50 inch LED TV. j/k



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Fun with photoshop and the recent riots :

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I just have to laugh my ass off at folks who left SA cause it's so dangerous blah blah blah. Guess what, anywhere in the world can be dangerous. You don't think people get robbed and killed in their homes in other countries?
 
DenSweeP said:
I just have to laugh my ass off at folks who left SA cause it's so dangerous blah blah blah. Guess what, anywhere in the world can be dangerous. You don't think people get robbed and killed in their homes in other countries?
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and i laugh with you :)

Its the irony thats killing me :D
 
Africa to send troops, food parcels to UK as riots spread
ETHIOPIA. The African Union today adopted a unilateral resolution to deploy army troops and care packages to England as looting and violence spread from London to other major cities. Spokesperson Charity Khumalo said “We can no longer stand by while these savages tear themselves apart.”
The AU, meeting today in an emergency session to discuss the ongoing rioting in the UK, has declared that they will do “everything in their power to help bring civilisation to England”.
“It’s just so sad, you know?” said Khumalo, speaking from the organisation’s HQ in Addis Ababa. “Sitting here and watching them on TV while their society implodes. We cannot in good conscience remain idle and let it happen.”
The AU has announced a range of initiatives that Africans can get involved with to help alleviate the misery of the English.
“For instance, we have launched an ‘Adopt an English child’ programme,” Khumalo explained, showing journalists brochures featuring the faces of English kids. “If you donate a mere R50 a month, you can see to it that sweet little Johnny from Peckham receives a basic education, a pack of condoms and a pair of pimpin’ Nikes.”
Khumalo also said that the AU would be parachuting in dentists along with army troops as part of a ‘Feel better about yourselves, Brits!’ initiative.
“You can understand why they’re turning on each other,” the spokesperson told journalists. “You look in the mirror and you see teeth untouched by modern dentistry. It’s heartbreaking enough to make anyone put a brick through a Starbucks.”
The organisation also plans to air-drop care packages on major UK cities.
“Vegetables, mainly,” Khumalo confirmed. “We’re sending them vegetables and toothpaste.”
The AU’s flagship event, however, will be a star-studded rock concert to be held in Johannesburg, with all proceeds going towards the establishment of mobile libraries around the UK. Artists ranging from Mafikizolo to Steve Hofmeyr have pledged to perform at the show.
“As a humanitarian, it’s the least I can do,” Hofmeyr said yesterday. “I look at those photos of the adorable little beasts knifing each other in fights over looted X-Boxes and I want to hug them and give them a nice hot cup of Milo.”
Meanwhile, the week’s events has seen terrified South Africans in London and Manchester packing their bags for home.


http://www.hayibo.com/africa-to-send-troops-food-parcels-to-uk-as-riots-spread/
 
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On a brighter note im impressed by the civilians who have come out to clean up the mess that the looters have created. More power to them!
 
they should make the looters that they caught clean up while the rest stands by with tasers/sticks to keep them in check.
Would love to see some sort of primeval punishment.
 
There was one year when Prague hosted one of those huge global summits where all the protesters arrive to break stuff. The cops caught them and made them pay for the damages. :D
 
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