sycogrim
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Maplassie
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I have a joke.
A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "Ma'am We brought your husband he was drunk at the bar."
The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "Ma'am We brought your husband he was drunk at the bar."
The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
sycogrim
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If simon tells a kak joke and no one is around to hear it, is it still lame?
bwahahahahahahahhahaha... Did you hear the crickets going too??
Crzwaco
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Its a steam game so its locked to your steam.
Maplassie
AK47 Pew Pew
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
sycogrim
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OGBuzz
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Maplassie
AK47 Pew Pew
Jy moes met n man gaan praat om vir jou pussy te gee?
Wenzdayz
Thread Killer Mk III
lol natuurlik.. want sy meisie kon nie help nie
simon
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bwahahahahahahahhahaha... Did you hear the crickets going too??
You see, from the result of my joke I indirectly caused somebody to laugh lol
Dohc-WP
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julle raak darem wellustig hier ne ? yesterday it was syco and loslyf, today you're talking bout pussy's with double meanings en more gaan murph praat van kwaai naai ! where will it end
Wenzdayz
Thread Killer Mk III
lol Dohc we are barely scratching the surface.....julle raak darem wellustig hier ne ? yesterday it was syco and loslyf, today you're talking bout pussy's with double meanings en more gaan murph praat van kwaai naai ! where will it end
sykotik
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LOL some people just have way too much time on there hands :wtf:
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