Female Gamers Have More Sex Than You

Dan

Dan

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Chicks find it easier to get laid than guys? Lolwuuuuuut?

Female Gamers Have More Sex Than You

It's your 13th straight hour destroying n00bs on Call of Duty: MW3. You've got cheetos in your panties, Red Bull on your breath and you're late for work at El Pollo Loco. Yet you're still getting laid more than anyone else.

2,132 U.S. adults were surveyed online by Harris Interactive (on behalf of social game developer GameHouse), with more than half of the gamers being women. The majority of them showed they have different (read: more awesome) habits then non-gaming women.

Among the juicier differences: Sex. The survey found that women who play video games report having more of it than women who do not play video games, likely because the very idea of a female gamer satisfies two essential needs of every man in one single package.

The survey also revealed that women who play video games report being more socially active. 42% say they interact with family and friends in person at least once a day, while the same can be said about 37% of people who don't play video games.

It's nice to see women are breaking the stereotype of gamers as pimply, red-eyed, unemployed losers shriveling away in their grandparent's basement. Now they're just losers HAVING SEX in their grandparent's basement.
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** Typical gamer girl



FUCKING RUN FOR MY LIVE
 
OmegaFenix said:
Than U maybe, not me :cool: :p



And there goes your hopes of ever getting laid. Let me just say that is is very untrue, though maybe not in hillbilly ville where u live, I know quiet a few girl games and most are far from bad looking.
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This was a joke on tarryns jokes on "your typical gamer girl" if you did not get it...
 
Dan said:
I have a girlfriend, while you on the other hand are married.

Obviously I get more action than you :D
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I beg to differ, I've only been married almost 2 years. That sort of thing normally only settles in later :p
 
The girl gamers in this town are not having sex. They are playing games and reading.

The ones that are, however, are generally doing such acts with fellow male/female gamers.
 
Perhaps explains why more research has gone into "the problem area" than money spent on trying to fix global warming .. who can concentrate on anything else under these conditions ? lol
 
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