Skyrim makes you gay

Hahaha!

This made me lol:
"The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor."
 
Erm the only thing that I get from that article is that 99% of the survey team used by ChristWire is stuck in a closet looking for a way out.

Funny read though :D
 
Wow. I LOLLED so damn hard. Everybody at work thinks I'm crazy now and they also want to hear the joke. Hahahahahahaha.
Is this a legit site or just a hoax/joke?
 
It's apparently a parody site, so it's not some real christian who really believes what was written.. But damn it was funny.

The Ice Spear.... hahaha
 
When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.



this writer is a genius
 
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