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Jeez man if you are sick there is nothing anyone can do, people tend to understand that, if they don't run in the opposite direction

I know but it was so embarrassing. She said she understands and she thanked me for coming and watching rugby with her. And she said she will get me into it :p
 
LOL !
Pardon my glaring insensitivity, people who know me know that I am "Special" but lol dude, I've heard of pre date nerves before, but never during date nausea that ended well
 
LOL !
Pardon my glaring insensitivity, people who know me know that I am "Special" but lol dude, I've heard of pre date nerves before, but never during date nausea that ended well

lol I think it had to do with my major headache I do suffer from them :-/ It sucks :p
 
Don't worry bud, you might have given headaches to her now, as in she might have one permanently
Don't stress though, vomiting, while entertaining to bystanders may prove to help you out with this girl
If she asks you why you are spewing all over, just think of the most hetrosexual activity you can think of and blame that
Case in point:
I think I may be a little sick after that Mamba bit me, I probably should not have drunk all that beer after single-handedly saving that family of 4 or I took some pain pills for my broken collarbone, they seem to be disagreeing with my stomach

and remember, when in doubt, and in-between firing off those projectiles, always, ALWAYS, pull Blue Magnum on her
 
Don't worry bud, you might have given headaches to her now, as in she might have one permanently
Don't stress though, vomiting, while entertaining to bystanders may prove to help you out with this girl
If she asks you why you are spewing all over, just think of the most hetrosexual activity you can think of and blame that
Case in point:
I think I may be a little sick after that Mamba bit me, I probably should not have drunk all that beer after single-handedly saving that family of 4 or I took some pain pills for my broken collarbone, they seem to be disagreeing with my stomach

and remember, when in doubt, and in-between firing off those projectiles, always, ALWAYS, pull Blue Magnum on her

Whats the blue magnum?
 
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Its a Mix between Magnum and Blue Steel
 
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Its a Mix between Magnum and Blue Steel

I was still able make her smile that day :D I like she is great. I am able to talk to her about anything(plus she play games even though she is not good at them :p)
 
I know its hard to pull that off while you are trying NOT to make the Puke Face, but practice and one day soon you will be able to do this

Also conversation needs to be limited to, lol, I almost typed what I was thinking there for a second
Needless to say, and keep this in mind, girls say they want a sensitive man to talk to, this more often than not is NOT the same guy they sleep with
 
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