Diablo III is blatantly better than Torchlight II (LMAO)

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This is an absolutely epic read xD lmao

Diablo III launched a few scant months ago, but its PR snafus and controversial business decisions have soured a fair few players. Meanwhile, Runic Games has sat back and capitalized, as jilted dungeon crawlers look toward Torchlight II and hail it as the answer to their prayers.

Sadly, however, these poor misguided fools are as misguided as they are poor. They are also foolish. They are poor, misguided, and foolish because only a poor misguided fool who is foolishly misguided would be poor enough to consider Torchlight II anywhere near Diablo III in terms of asskickingness. I swear by the blank check in my shirt pocket that I will defend Activision's beautifully made game against all criticism, because there is one simple truth that you need to understand.

Diablo III is blatantly better than Torchlight II.
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Read the rest:

http://www.destructoid.com/diablo-iii-is-blatantly-better-than-torchlight-ii-229923.phtml






Before anyone takes it to seriously...Its all sarcasm xD lol
 
I really hope he's talking out of his ass. If Diablo 3 is better than T2, T2 must really suck. I found Diablo 3 to be quite an underwhelming experience.
 
Graal said:
I really hope he's talking out of his ass. If Diablo 3 is better than T2, T2 must really suck. I found Diablo 3 to be quite an underwhelming experience.
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lol....

That's pretty much what he was saying too :p

Spot the overwhelming sarcasm drowning that article :3
 
The Joker said:
lol Just read it again xD
Made my day :D
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No LAN Play

Why the Hell are people bitching about there being no LAN play in Diablo III? Do you know when people played games via LAN? 1963, probably! Diablo III doesn't need LAN play because it is on the cutting edge of the technological wave, surfing into tomorrow on a board made of science and wearing the Bermuda shorts of discovery. Diablo III doesn't support LAN because it doesn't need to support LAN.

What the Hell are you thinking, Torchlight II? Yeah, sure, yeah, let's all play Torchlight II locally like a couple of geekatrons from the History Channel. While we're at it, why not play on our zoetropes and spin a hula hoop across the street with a fucking stick? Oh hey, Runic Games, do you guys need your pills and your wheelchairs, you bunch of stupid granddads?

Face facts, readers. Nobody plays LAN anymore. No games have supported LAN since about 1992. Torchlight II is a crusty old fart compared to the sleek and polished Diablo III, which uses real Internet like a real game.
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This part was brilliant ^


czc said:
If you look at my steam games you will see that I actually had torchlight before you. :D
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I, on the the other hand, have never ever played it. Ever.
 
Murph said:
I, on the the other hand, have never ever played it. Ever.
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I played the beta of TL2 and was very impressed and I then played TL1 up to level 35 or so (I thought it was the end of the game but then learnt it was only about a third of the way in). Was epic.
 
Wyzak said:
I played the beta of TL2 and was very impressed and I then played TL1 up to level 35 or so (I thought it was the end of the game but then learnt it was only about a third of the way in). Was epic.
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Yeah I'll pick up TL1 on Steam once I'm over D3.
 
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