Sexist BIC Pens

[Lycanthrope]

Read the reviews: http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Amber-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Some gems:

I tried these on a whim, and I have to say I wasn't very impressed. The applicator mechanism is far too fiddly, and the plastic tampon inside far too thin (not to mention uncomfortable and non-absorbant) - I'm sure there must be a knack to using them, but I couldn't find it. They also stained my knickers blue for some reason. I really wanted to like these, but it's back to pads for me.

I bought this pen (in error, evidently) to write my reports of each day's tree felling activities in my job as a lumberjack. It is no good. It slips from between my calloused, gnarly fingers like a gossamer thread gently descending to earth between two giant redwood trunks.

I bought one of these for my wife (no, really), and she loves it. She loves pinocoladas .. pinacaldos .. pins! she loves PINS! (and getting caught in the rain too - I'm just saying).

I have one of these myself, although clearly it's the SUPER macho one - black, heavy, pisses oil everywhere. Yeah, guys - you know what I mean! HOWEVER, after RIPPING open the packaging, in a very manly manner, I was EXTREMELY disappointed to find that the (albeit assumed) free Yorkie bar was missing.

Thank the Lord ! After completely burning off my balls with 'veet hair removal cream for men' I have been struggling to write properly at work with those nasty brutish black biros, they hurt my once manly hands ! Now, not only can I write again but I do it with a girly flourish and enjoy it so much I even fill the margins with rainbows and ponies. Although the other guys here at the builders yard don't seem to appreciate my talents. I wonder if Amazon sell Hello Kitty notebooks...

 

[Graal]

I lol'ed. Especially at the first review.

 

[OmegaFenix]

Pens need reviews?

For me it's either the pen writes acceptably, or it doesn't. Case closed.

Its a product review on Amazon, all product can be reviewed and given a rating out of 5. Since some of it is a bit pointless so some people have taken to writing humorous reviews much like the Veet Hair removal cream reviews.

 

[Graal]

Yeah, I only noticed that it was from Amazon after I already posted. Wanted to edit the post, but made a second post instead by accident.

 

[OmegaFenix]

Yeah, I only noticed that it was from Amazon after I already posted. Wanted to edit the post, but made a second post instead by accident.

You know you can delete your own posts right?

 

[Lycanthrope]

And this is how my lulz thread turns into a Forum Tutorial page

 

[Graal]

You know you can delete your own posts right?

Oh nice, thanks. Did not know that.

 

[James]

"Feel the smoothness!" Women always struggle with rough pens...

 

[MOnk]

"Feel the smoothness!" Women always struggle with rough pens...

Depends, some like it rough...

Those veet hair removal reviews almost had me on the floor.

 

[simon]

Those veet hair removal reviews almost had me on the floor.

I wonder if the reviewers intended it to be funny or if they were meant to be serious and will one day go back to them and will laugh as well

 

[Murph]

I wonder if the reviewers intended it to be funny or if they were meant to be serious and will one day go back to them and will laugh as well

No way they were meant to be serious. The whole Amazon joke review took off after the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt reviews.
I'll give them this, most of them are absolutely hilarious.

 

[matt]

No way they were meant to be serious. The whole Amazon joke review took off after the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt reviews.
I'll give them this, most of them are absolutely hilarious.

It's like the joke Youtube comments. Some of them are lank funny