Plans for the coming apocalypse

Ike_009

Ike_009

Assassin of Accountants
Name is fairly simple, the end is near and so how will you spend it.

I'm going on vacation with my family to Mauritius. Hotel includes all you can eat meals and drinks are on the house. Its brand new so its having a huge opening special, might be its last.
I plan to get fat and drink plenty of beer by the pool. Maybe get my last scuba dive in and some canoeing and hope that the 22nd hangover isn't that harsh.

Plane leaves tonight at 23:00
 
Hmm..... Yes tsar.... Drinking seems good..... Going to jhb on wednesday spend time with my family there...
 
I'll probably be at work :(

If the apocalypse does actually happen though, I will quit my job and go on a killing spree in the mall where I work. :p
 
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I'm still waiting for the rapture?
The mayans didn't have enough space on their calendar to include any more and just said "aaah nvm". Won't happen, man.
But if it does happen I'd do many unspeakable things of a perverse nature lol.
 
Going to Cape town next Saturday to one of the worlds largest lakes and then staying at one of the resorts next to a river that runs out of it.
 
Edelweiss said:
Choice of weapon(s)? lol
Like conneticut?
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For someone that claims to have a higher education you really don't think before you speak.
Although I get this thread is a joke, that is not something to joke about. I will be moving to within 100 Miles of Conneticut next year. Think before you speak.

Joking about the mass murder of 18, 6 and 7 year old kids...Seriously..
 
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Edelweiss said:
Choice of weapon(s)? lol
Like conneticut?
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I have two swords that I bought from a chinese stall at the Bloem Show once. I did sharpen the shit out of them afterwards, so I'm pretty sure they will suffice for my apocalyptic killing spree. :p

Failing that I'll use random shit I can find in any shop in the mall, maybe some hot oil from Steers or a Baseball bat from Game. I reckon if it's the apocalypse people will be looting the shops anyway.

Oh, and it's connecticut, not conneticut. :p
 
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Wlad said:
I have two swords that I bought from a chinese stall at the Bloem Show once. I did sharpen the shit out of them afterwards, so I'm pretty sure they will suffice for my apocalyptic killing spree. :p

Failing that I'll use random shit I can find in any shop in the mall, maybe some hot oil from Steers or a Baseball bat from Game. I reckon if it's the apocalypse people will be looting the shops anyway.

Oh, and it's connecticut, not conneticut. :p
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You know.... I think you'll make a perfect survivor buddy... And seeing as though you have 2 swords.... :P
 
The Joker said:
For someone that claims to have a higher education you really don't think before you speak.
Although I get this thread is a joke, that is not something to joke about. I will be moving to within 100 Miles of Conneticut next year. Think before you speak.

Joking about the mass murder of 18, 6 and 7 year old kids...Seriously..
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Lol @ the hostility. But just to humor you ... Why care about random people I don't know several thousand kilometers away from where I am? Frankly, I have no sympathy for americans... their troops killed quite a few innocent "terrorists" in the Middle east and no one sheds a tear for those little kids and their families? No news cover? They're not american I guess. Also, the apocalypse :D

To just confirm I'm not talking rubbish.. Here's some links. Did this ever have the amount of mass media coverage and sensationalism the connecticut massacre has at the moment?
http://antiwar.com/blog/2012/12/04/us-military-says-killing-afghan-children-is-fair-game/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Afghan-civilians-deadly-shooting-rampage.html
 
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