It's an LED Prosthetic for Rhino-horn victims. This plastic horn cannot be poached again (then again, in Africa they'll steal anything), and light's up a bit at night to clearly mark which Rhino's have been helped and to add to the Christmas spirit. All made in Taiwan.
A Christmas themed vibrator, apparently a very popular item this time of the year. It was not available for order during Biblical times.
The winner is Malice! Special kids indeed. Foozball's entry was considered, but had to be disqualified due to the egregious use of erroneous punctuation.
Malice, your bag...
(Yes, the handles are pointing towards the ground. Just flip it upside down. Voila, bag!)