Riddle me this, Riddle me that!

[matt]

He throws it straight up. Gravity does the rest

 

[murfle]

He throws it straight up in the air.

Edit: D'OH! Few seconds too late.

 

[Roomys]

He throws it straight up. Gravity does the rest

100% Bud your up.

 

[matt]

What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

 

[MalicE]

....a tent?

 

[StaggerLee]

He throws it straight up. Gravity does the rest

:wtf: And I am sitting here thinking about why rolling it up a hill is wrong. I can't believe I didn't think of the obvious conclusion *facepalms*

 

[Roomys]

:wtf: And I am sitting here thinking about why rolling it up a hill is wrong. I can't believe I didn't think of the obvious conclusion *facepalms*

Hehe you were close mate

 

[matt]

....a tent?

Nope

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[MetalSoup]

What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

I don't feel comfortable answering this question

 

[Roomys]

I don't feel comfortable answering this question

rofl..

 

[matt]

I don't feel comfortable answering this question

You guys keep coming up with dodgy answers to my questions. It's not an off-colour riddle.

 

[Roomys]

You guys keep coming up with dodgy answers to my questions. It's not an off-colour riddle.

I would guess an anchor matt?

 

[matt]

I would guess an anchor matt?

That it is. Not nearly as dodgy as what Eugene was probably thinking

 

[MetalSoup]

I'm not saying anything.

 

[Roomys]

This is a cute one...

Suppose there is only one barber shop in your town, and it employs two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, neatly trimmed head of hair. The other's hair is a complete mess. Which of the two barbers should you go to and why?

 

[matt]

The one with messy hair, because he must be the one who cut the other barber's hair

 

[Roomys]

The one with messy hair, because he must be the one who cut the other barber's hair

100% Your up and im off home!!

 

[matt]

Off home as well. Someone else can post one so long, otherwise I'll do one in the morning

 

[MalicE]

Hoekom dra Noddy 'n klokkie op die punt van sy hoed?

 

[JP'S]

Hoekom dra Noddy 'n klokkie op die punt van sy hoed?

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