North korean missile test delayed by windows 8

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North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.


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I hope this true!! Its hilarious!

I heard that NK were threatening Japan too? They seriously do not want to mess with Japan, I 'll put money down on the possibility that Japan has Cyborgs and Pilotable Mechs in their basement.:D
 
Lol there's no way it is true , most missile programs and the missiles use custom OS that is very streamlined , even control work stations are built custom . Windows is a commercial product , at the very least Korea is using a stolen version of some Russian mad scientist
 
bradbear117 said:
I hope this true!! Its hilarious!

I heard that NK were threatening Japan too? They seriously do not want to mess with Japan, I 'll put money down on the possibility that Japan has Cyborgs and Pilotable Mechs in their basement.:D
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If not the Japanese government , every Japanese manga fan might
 
Venom said:
Lol there's no way it is true , most missile programs and the missiles use custom OS that is very streamlined , even control work stations are built custom . Windows is a commercial product , at the very least Korea is using a stolen version of some Russian mad scientist
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did you see how their previous missile test went? I'm surprised they're not using DOS :p
 
Hahahahaha... Wow Windows 95:wtf:, and problems with Windows 8,and I thought they were using Apple maps. Guess not...
 
I would love the see NK push the button that says "Launch Missile" and a pop-up comes on saying "You may have been a victim of software piracy." Or if they're using any kind of Oracle product they'll get a pop-up to say "You don't have a license key for this operation. Please contact your vendor."

LMAO. WIN.
 
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