Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[Strategist01]

Spear tackle?

Well, I got nailed, but Also the coaches made us do fitness, like jog on the spot, get down jump up, run to halfway, jog back, then jog on spot. That was before the tackle...

 

[phoenix]

/bodyslams phoenix to the ground

Stand back everyone! I know CPR!

ooooooof.......Phoenix hits the ground hard........something goes CRACK

Phoenix passes out.

 

[Lynus]

My control panel is farked, every time I try to open it, it gives me an error.

Hello weird people.

 

[Dixie]

How did the oral go Strat?

 

[phoenix]

Well, I got nailed, but Also the coaches made us do fitness, like jog on the spot, get down jump up, run to halfway, jog back, then jog on spot. That was before the tackle...

Who do you play for and what position do you play?

 

[phoenix]

My control panel is farked, every time I try to open it, it gives me an error.

Hello weird people.

Google error message?

Hello other Wired Person.

 

[Dixie]

ooooooof.......Phoenix hits the ground hard........something goes CRACK

Phoenix passes out.

Did I say bodylsam!?

I meant gently lays Phoenix out on the fake bearskin throw rug in front of the fireplace, softly tending to his wounds...

 

[Lynus]

Google error message?

Hello other Wired Person.

Yes! How did you know?

 

[phoenix]

Did I say bodylsam!?

I meant gently lays Phoenix out on the fake bearskin throw rug in front of the fireplace, softly tending to his wounds...

Ooooooooh.......I must be hallucinating.....what did they put in the coffee.....um...... Mom, is that you?

ooooooh this rug feels so good.

Keep that werewolf away from me!!!!!!!!

 

[phoenix]

Yes! How did you know?

Er.......lucky guess?

 

[Lynus]

Er.......lucky guess?

Do continue.

 

[phoenix]

Do continue.

No really, it was a million-to-one chance [but it just might work]

Er.....yeah....that's what it was.

 

[phoenix]

/The mysterious hooded figure tending to the dazed and confused Phoenix gives him some medicine.

 

[Dixie]

No really, it was a million-to-one chance [but it just might work]

Er.....yeah....that's what it was.

No man. Play this one to the hilt!

Suggest toiletpaper in the fan, cooling CPU with milk, replacing MB battery with 220V AC, vaseline on screen...the possibilities are endless...

 

[Dixie]

Do continue.

I see your dad did not ground your PC pleasures for 3 months for mucking up the cap?

 

[phoenix]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........ehehehehe....ohohohohohohoo.......oooh my sides hurt.

/Tops up his Oros-based Router Cooling System

 

[phoenix]

I see your dad did not ground your PC pleasures for 3 months for mucking up the cap?

Perhaps Lynus bought a gb or two of prepaid local bandywidth?


My sister was telling me what she pays for her 10mb uncapped line..... <feels ill>

 

[Lynus]

I see your dad did not ground your PC pleasures for 3 months for mucking up the cap?

He still doesn't know, he hasn't been on the PC yet.

Perhaps Lynus bought a gb or two of prepaid local bandywidth?


My sister was telling me what she pays for her 10mb uncapped line..... <feels ill>

Nope, as above.

 

[Dixie]

My sister was telling me what she pays for her 10mb uncapped line..... <feels ill>

5 pounds ?

 

[phoenix]

5 pounds ?

Yup.......she shares the cost with the other 3 humans in the house.

/Tries to sit up, but feels dizzy.

Where am I?

Who am I?