Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[Dixie]

Lol @ Solitude

 

[OmegaFenix]

Ja sure Omega whatever..... the bf wont have any funny reactions to a prego test, its not as though hes never seen one *SIGH*
/drags flaming hot pitchfork from zim dollas fire

No need to get violent i was just thinking aloud. Do what Dixie said.

I had a friend whose gf said that a huge knob is husband material ............ needless to say, my friend and her never got married, lol

Loooool! She doesn't sound worth the effort to be honest.

 

[Dixie]

Wenz, does the BF smoke?

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Xeno - yeah, you better be sorreh ......... the whip was just about to be fetched

 

[Xenophon]

Listen ppls what do ya think i should get the BF for his bday.... apart from stripping and giving him a lapdance

i was thinking something for his car, but he is very pedantic about stuff not being to flashy for his car ex. car mats...as in ford branded ones as he drives a ford fiesta
otherwise shoes ex. macbeth sneakers (although hes got the same amount of shoes as me)
mebe a game (but he'll think i wanted it and just bought it for him so i could play it as well)

PLLLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEE HHHEELLLLPPP!
clothes? (although his cuboard cant hold anymore clothes)

1 Lawnmower
2 [-]Blowup doll[/-]

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Loooool! She doesn't sound worth the effort to be honest.

Aye ........ and she wasn't anything to get excited about in bed either (/waves at Veronica if she's reading this )

 

[OmegaFenix]

Last time I checked I was still female Though it might change at any moment

Nice to meet you, I think.

Doesn't it stink when you blow shit up?

You have no idea. Once i blew up a cow pat and OC was born....

 

[Dixie]

Bwaaaahahah...the not-so-well-endowed gets the hook, line and sinker
/falls off chair
/requests towel

 

[The_Librarian]

/me votes for the [-]blow-up doll[/-] [-]lawnmower[/-] vacuum cleaner

 

[Xenophon]

Ook !!!!!!!!!

 

[Oculate]

Wenz, I he does not own one, get him a rechargeble electric shaver.

Philips with the three shaving heads, to be precise.

They can be costly. Just get the most expensive one you can afford.

They have a flip-up trimmer that works great on bikini lines as well

/me is back from a smoke break (thus the late reply)

+1000 to this idea... I got 1 for my birthday, now I wouldn't know about the bikini line shaving, but its an awesome present

 

[OmegaFenix]

/me votes for the [-]blow-up doll[/-] [-]lawnmower[/-] vacuum cleaner

Blow-up doll with vacuum cleaner attached to mouth, she will never have to give a blowjob again.

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

libs, you coming home early today?

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

/goes into sexeh goth mode ......

 

[Xenophon]

ooh, I just realized I can now talk shit in two different places

 

[Dixie]

Ook !!!!!!!!!

Yip! How the mighty have fallen

 

[Oculate]

Bwaaaahahah...the not-so-well-endowed gets the hook, line and sinker
/falls off chair
/requests towel

/hands Dixie another Towel

 

[Wenzdayz]

Wenz, does the BF smoke?

Nope but he already has a zippo

1 Lawnmower
2 [-]Blowup doll[/-]

Errrrr..... no they has garden services and no need for a blowup doll

Its so hard to buy him anything as he already has a lot of the things he wanted and the stuff i can afford. He shouldnt really be getting a bday gift as i got him a very nice and expensive watch for xmas....

 

[Xenophon]

/goes into sexeh goth mode ......

F.A.I.L.

PS, it will NEVER happen

 

[OmegaFenix]

ooh, I just realized I can now talk shit in two different places

Welcome to the Dark Side. Maybe the force be with you.