Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

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How's this for the worst possible luck EVER...

An english lad I met a while back and helped out with some stuff phones me up yesterday to let me know that friends of his were busy training sports ed/"masseuse?" girls at their parlor and needed an "athletic" guy to practice full body massages on. After hearing of my marathon/bike races etc. he told them I'd be perfect for it.

...except i was out of town all day :mad:
 
sycogrim said:
ok im back :D sorry was doing research on Rule 34# just kidding lmao... my boss pulls me away from my job and choons me to fix his parrot system for his car... damn thing doesnt work lol... whatup joker :D are we gonna check you at Liberty tomorrow???
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Sup mate..Im not sure if i'll be at liberty tomorrow..but I mite be there on saturday, depending on how full the place is!!
 
The Joker said:
Sup mate..Im not sure if i'll be at liberty tomorrow..but I mite be there on saturday, depending on how full the place is!!
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have you booked yet???


@voicy dude thats funny shit lmao however i wish I was you dude wat I would give to massage hot women all day :D
 
Maplassie said:
no they need to masage him, thats why they want a person with athletic build
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I'm not even that athletic, but I missed out on getting suggestively fondled by young girls :mad:

The only thing I have going for me is my Austin Powers chest :D

This was last year's river 1 mile swimming race. I'm the dude in the left of the picture :rolleyes: This picture is aptly titled "The Speedophiles" and censored accordingly.

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hahahahahaha.... voicy dude wtf lol... thats mif now the okes here at my office think im looking at pics of naked okes.............
 
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