What not to do when your're drunk

[Roomys]

Hi,

After my events this past weekend, i thought of this awesome topic.

Ill go first.

Never let your neighbour climb on your shoulders while pissed to try get more wood for a fire. He fell off and pushed me down a 1.5m wall onto rocks in my garden. Injuring my knee so it swelled up like a melon and couldnt walk for 2 days.

Share your stories peeps!

 

[Pooky]

talk about your feelings

 

[MetalSoup]

I've actually never been drunk.

 

[Pooky]

I've actually never been drunk.

What about tipsy

 

[Tydmors]

I've actually never been drunk.

strange but true....

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Never drive or call someone on your cell

 

[MetalSoup]

What about tipsy

Nah I don't drink alcohol, can't stand the stuff. I have been under anesthesia before. Does that count?

 

[MalicE]

never make slap bets. "slim gedrink" is only an expression, there is no truth in it, the truth is quite the opposite 9 out of 10 times

 

[Tydmors]

Nah I don't drink alcohol, can't stand the stuff. I have been under anesthesia before. Does that count?

At least you can always be counted on as the designated driver

 

[z1oc]

Hi,

After my events this past weekend, i thought of this awesome topic.

Ill go first.

Never let your neighbour climb on your shoulders while pissed to try get more wood for a fire. He fell off and pushed me down a 1.5m wall onto rocks in my garden. Injuring my knee so it swelled up like a melon and couldnt walk for 2 days.

Share your stories peeps!

ROFL dude what a legend
what made you come up with that idea

 

[Tydmors]

another thing is to NEVER ALLOW CAMERAS

 

[MalicE]

another thing is to NEVER ALLOW CAMERAS

accept when collecting on slap bets

 

[Roomys]

ROFL dude what a legend
what made you come up with that idea

Granted it was my idea, he however elected to climb as i was the stronger one to hold him up. Didnt work out so well. It kind of reminds me of drinking alcoholic beverages in World of Warcraft and the mobs you kill have lower levels than what they actually are. Guess we thought we where super human.

 

[DarthMol]

Well, from my younger, stupider days - here's a top tip. Never get drunk when there's a video camera around (although it can be rather interesting to see all the stuff you did that you can't remember after blacking out). Fortunately I'm past that stage of life.

Edit: I see the no camera's rule has already been mentioned - I second it.

 

[z1oc]

I rather have a video camera around Youtube fails VIDs are epic

 

[Edelweiss]

NEVER TEXT WHEN DRUNK! LOL
Especially failed relationships.. The regret in the morning... eish.

 

[z1oc]

well i think everyone remembers what a member of the forums did when he was drunk never post on the forums when drunk

 

[Murph]

NEVER TEXT WHEN DRUNK! LOL
Especially failed relationships.. The regret in the morning... eish.

Or Facebook Under The Influence. The next morning when you see 80 notifications, you know you fucked up.

 

[Cara]

Never ever get drunk at a wedding, grab the mic, and start singing Celine Dion whilst intoxicated. It happened Dec'12 and still follows me around. What can I say??? The wine was for free!!!

 

[MalicE]

NEVER TEXT WHEN DRUNK! LOL
Especially failed relationships.. The regret in the morning... eish.

Or Facebook Under The Influence. The next morning when you see 80 notifications, you know you fucked up.

there is actually an app you can install to prevent this

when activated it will require you to solve tricky math problems in order to unlock the phone*

* not recommended for people with an already questionable IQ when sober, or Americans

 

[Piesank]

Don't drive into walls while drunk

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