What not to do when your're drunk

z1oc said:
well i think everyone remembers what a member of the forums did when he was drunk :D never post on the forums when drunk
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Bwahaha, that post will definitely go down in mygaming history. In fact I think Graal immortalised it in the Image of the Day thread.
 
never shave your head (for easy application) to prove that if you boil a condom in milk you can pull it over your head without any effort.

also, don't just boil it in a kettle because you will have to buy her a new one.
 
Don't get drunk with friends and then while walking back see who is the most sober by walking on those traffic lines. The gap between them is larger than you think.

Also team effort is the best for this game, 3 man teams work great, 2 man teams don't. Lastly the locals don't like you yelling "supplies" whilst playing.
 
I once fell down some stairs in front of Bellville Stones. Cellphone fubar, I eventually found my one shoe on the side of the road, the other came to rest on a car's roof.
 
never pull down your pants in a garage shop in the middle of the night in Wellington, they WILL call the cops.
 
Never ask one of your friends to hold one of the ends of a tape measure, right before you projectile vomit

THEY DONT LIKE IT!!!

also if you going to pass out, make sure the room you are in is locked and your friends don't know you in there, (and definitely hide all the razors)
 
Vampothic said:
... be around a lot of loose, easy women...
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Bzzzzzzzzt! Wrong answer!

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When drunk, don't eat 3 Spare Rib garage pies in one go to prove a point; YOU WILL VOMIT!!

When drunk, don't take off all your clothes except your undies to go and buy cigarettes at said garage. The reasoning of "but it's raining and I don't want to get my clothes wet" is a bad one...

When drunk, don't accidentally get into the incorrect tent at OppiKoppi, especially if that tent belongs to a overly sexual couple that doesn't realise you are sleeping/farting/snoring in the corner...that's the stuff not even therapy can fix...
 
Never chill with a friend while he is vomitting, watching that began a back and forth vomitting session that was difficult to get out of.
Send friend to distant corner where he / she is out of earshot and sight.
 
Never drink alone - there must always be somebody to carry you back home when you can't walk.

Also geez guys it's not okay to drink so much alcohol - everything in moderation.
 
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