Thread Killer Mk VI

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Mister 44 said:
OMGOMGOMG!
Just did that and I found this:

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Man that's one sexy Klingon.

Vampothic said:
*pulls out 9mm*
Continue t keep this a mystery - and I'll be forced to "pop-a-cap".
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TMI.
 
Eugene said:
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose hair was so long he could drop it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a knife I could chop it."

Am I doing it right?
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Uhmmm. Yeah. Sure.
I'd rep you if you weren't a dude. And if the button let me.
 
Mister 44 said:
Since we're not going to get the joke from MalicE, here's a nice limerick:

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man—
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket

And another not-so-nice limerick:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose bible was so long he could read it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a verse I could sing it."

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Is that it? I mean, what else could it be?
 
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose fart was so long he could fart it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a fart I could fart it."
 
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