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sycogrim said:
I needed to lighten my day up after the crap I've had to deal with today. I figured we could poke some newbies with sticks and see if they twitch :rolleyes: :p

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you stepped in, that's what happened :rolleyes:
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I just got back to my office shitstick!

Oh and I'm taking legal action against Woolworths!

GReeN_ORB said:
Good correlation there. Murph steps into the thread and it all goes for a burton.
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Hey hey, I read the previous few pages - things where turnip shaped long before I arrived.
 
GReeN_ORB said:
Good correlation there. Murph steps into the thread and it all goes for a burton.
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Tim Burton couldn't even top what Murph just did :rolleyes:

Murph said:
I just got back to my office shitstick!

Oh and I'm taking legal action against Woolworths!



Hey hey, I read the previous few pages - things where turnip shaped long before I arrived.
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool sorry ladyboy :D

What did woolworths do to you?? :p
 
kitsune-chan said:
wow :P I would still like to know your opinion on my original question people.
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LOL, I would probably rather get a PS3, a nice TV, and maybe a year PS+ membership, which will get you a whole bunch of games with more each month, and then get a PS4 next year if I were you.
 
sycogrim said:
Tim Burton couldn't even top what Murph just did :rolleyes:



looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool sorry ladyboy :D

What did woolworths do to you?? :p
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Well - I was driving back to the office after buying one of those bags of WW Shrimp cocktail chips. I have it on my lap and I'm eating them one hand while driving the other. I approach a traffic circle (which I have to go all the way around) and my hand gets stuck in the bag. So I couldn't steer properly with this pink packet stuck over my fingers, you check? Eventually I slip it off and the chips went flying out all over the dash and the floor.

So, being an American, I'm going to sue them.
 
Dohc-WP said:
probably sold out on those orsome sour worms :p
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lol... now he's probably been crying about it all day :rolleyes:

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GReeN_ORB said:
Hey, stop implying that women should be in the kitchen Mr. Chauvinist.
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You act like such a chick that you should be in the kitchen permanently :D

Murph said:
Well - I was driving back to the office after buying one of those bags of WW Shrimp cocktail chips. I have it on my lap and I'm eating them one hand while driving the other. I approach a traffic circle (which I have to go all the way around) and my hand gets stuck in the bag. So I couldn't steer properly with this pink packet stuck over my fingers, you check? Eventually I slip it off and the chips went flying out all over the dash and the floor.

So, being an American, I'm going to sue them.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... That's your own stupidity :D :p
 
I'll just leave this here...

[video=youtube;m9FRSghXhDM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=m9FRSghXhDM[/video]
 
Murph said:
Well - I was driving back to the office after buying one of those bags of WW Shrimp cocktail chips. I have it on my lap and I'm eating them one hand while driving the other. I approach a traffic circle (which I have to go all the way around) and my hand gets stuck in the bag. So I couldn't steer properly with this pink packet stuck over my fingers, you check? Eventually I slip it off and the chips went flying out all over the dash and the floor.

So, being an American, I'm going to sue them.
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oooh those are good. they have enw "healthy" chip option which taste anythng but healthy and is awesome! it comes in a green packet
 
sycogrim said:
lol... now he's probably been crying about it all day :rolleyes:

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You act like such a chick that you should be in the kitchen permanently :D



BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... That's your own stupidity :D :p
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Nah it's their fault :p
 
James said:
I KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS VAMPOTHIC

NATO phonetic alphabet is really hard to crack...

Should I try my own?

India Sierra Whiskey India November Golf Tango Hotel Echo Bravo Alpha November Hotel Alpha Mike Mike Echo Romeo Oscar Foxtrot Juliet Uniform Sierra Tango India Charlie Echo
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I swing the ban hammer of justice !!!

So much winning although it was much harder without the spaces :D
 
Murph said:
Nah it's their fault :p
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your tale of woe reminds me of the man that stuck a drill up his nose and accidentally turned it on. He then sued the drill manufacturer because nowhere did it say that sticking a drill in your nose was a no no
 
MalicE said:
your tale of woe reminds me of the man that stuck a drill up his nose and accidentally turned it on. He then sued the drill manufacturer because nowhere did it say that sticking a drill in your nose was a no no
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I recall someone telling me about a warning label on a chainsaw that says something like "Warning, do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals"
 
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