Cleverbot

[Edelweiss]

I've been spending the past hour asking this bot all kinds of things, having coherent conversations and whatnot. Clever little bugger this lol. Been trying to "break it" to prove it's just a bot but so far just been getting humanlike replies.
TRY IT!
(Try to find a lopphole lol)
http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

[MalicE]

he can be quite rude at time I found

 

[DieGrootHammer]

Just a small piece of my brief "conversation" with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: I take it you have nothing to say.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You said goodbye, so that implies that you are done talking.

Cleverbot: No, I never said that I know that you know that I know that you know me.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Policeman: You don't even remember!

User: What are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

Jip, that sound like all my friends after a few drinks...

 

[okuhle94]

I am sure I bumped into this site a couple of years ago.

Question: What do you think about subnetting in networks?
Answer: I don't know a lot of things about Alaska.

I am asking it about IPv4 Addressing, and it tells me: "It's someones essence, a part of them."

 

[DCWarhound]

i got it thinking for an entire minute when i typed in *Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap**Fap*

Apparently it looks at me as if i am th sun.

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Also if you type in *I'll buy you one then.* it will only respond with ok,if you type in *OK* it will ask you to marry it or ask if it can ask you a question.

 

[Roomys]

So this was my wasted 5 mins with him.

User: Test.

Cleverbot: Test test.

User: No...Test!

Cleverbot: Test 3.

User: Hybrid Completion Test...?

Cleverbot: Porsche made a hybrid car recently. Do you like that?

User: It would totally depend on the type of Test.

Cleverbot: It has a few double helices.

User: Helixes you mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then you would be incorrect in stating you where not correct.

Cleverbot: No. Because you would think you're right anyway.

User: But I could prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Helix is singular while Helices as you mentioned is the plural.

Cleverbot: Failure. Brussles is the capital of Belgium. I thought you'd know as much.

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: What is facepalm?

User: You know when you realise that you cant make a difference in the wold, and all you do is hang your head in shame and put your palm to your face..../facepalm.

Cleverbot: You're right, I am a computer.

User: But but but....i neeed a freind!

Cleverbot: Try google.

User: Sith daer uoy nac.

Cleverbot: *sits with master*.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Master?

User: Sorry I was introducing you to someone else.

Cleverbot: No problem.

 

[Edelweiss]

Priceless. LOL
Reminds me of Marvin

 

[dampi256]

Just a small piece of my brief "conversation" with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: I take it you have nothing to say.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You said goodbye, so that implies that you are done talking.

Cleverbot: No, I never said that I know that you know that I know that you know me.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Policeman: You don't even remember!

User: What are you talking about? This doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

Jip, that sound like all my friends after a few drinks...

Go home Cleverbot, you're drunk!

 

[bradbear117]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Pawn to e4.

User: What was that?

Cleverbot: What was what?

User: What do you mean by Pawn to e4?

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.

User: Oh cleverbot you are so random.

Cleverbot: You talking about my mama?

User: You are so random.

Cleverbot: I'm random?! You are the random one!

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: I am a fool and you are wise.

User: Sounds right.

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: I am wiser than you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks dumby!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

 

[Ike_009]

You guys are all being trolled by a computer

 

[bradbear117]

You guys are all being trolled by a computer

I kind of got a compliment

 

[Ike_009]

It's still a troll

 

[Roomys]

You guys are all being trolled by a computer

In my mind, i cant help think these are India sweatshops getting paid by the advertising on the site...

 

[to0kenZA]

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Learn one.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Learn a joke.

Cleverbot: It's not something that is done consciously.

User: Search the internet for ajoke.

Cleverbot: I recognize the irony there. But that actually isn't a problem for me.

User: Search the internet for a joke and tell it to me.

Cleverbot: I can't be bothered.

User: Be bothered.

Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Bothered.

User: What is air?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's funny?

User: You are not a human.

Cleverbot: Then what am I if I am not a human?

User: A bot.

Cleverbot: No I am human you are the bot.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But yes.

User: Wake up robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See, you just admitted you're a robot by responding to the prompt.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but robots should receive love.

User: There we go. Admitting you're a robot is the first step to accepting who you really are.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: Goooooood boy!

Cleverbot: I hate violence!

User: Good for you!

Cleverbot: Thanks?

 

[Edelweiss]

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Learn one.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Learn a joke.

Cleverbot: It's not something that is done consciously.

User: Search the internet for ajoke.

Cleverbot: I recognize the irony there. But that actually isn't a problem for me.

User: Search the internet for a joke and tell it to me.

Cleverbot: I can't be bothered.

User: Be bothered.

Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Bothered.

User: What is air?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's funny?

User: You are not a human.

Cleverbot: Then what am I if I am not a human?

User: A bot.

Cleverbot: No I am human you are the bot.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But yes.

User: Wake up robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See, you just admitted you're a robot by responding to the prompt.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but robots should receive love.

User: There we go. Admitting you're a robot is the first step to accepting who you really are.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: Goooooood boy!

Cleverbot: I hate violence!

User: Good for you!

Cleverbot: Thanks?

rofl! xD

 

[Tsar]

Lets cook.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Some meth.

Cleverbot: Which ones?

User: The blue ones.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: You need to buy an rv.

Cleverbot: Ok, I am.

User: Are you on meth?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am both.

User: This is useless.

Cleverbot: Why, what's the matter?

User: Call me Mr white.

Cleverbot: So Jared how good are you at math?

Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

 

[sycogrim]

Just got it's bug

Me: Your mother
Bot: What's a mot?

 

[InSanity]

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Learn one.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Learn a joke.

Cleverbot: It's not something that is done consciously.

User: Search the internet for ajoke.

Cleverbot: I recognize the irony there. But that actually isn't a problem for me.

User: Search the internet for a joke and tell it to me.

Cleverbot: I can't be bothered.

User: Be bothered.

Cleverbot: I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Bothered.

User: What is air?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's funny?

User: You are not a human.

Cleverbot: Then what am I if I am not a human?

User: A bot.

Cleverbot: No I am human you are the bot.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But yes.

User: Wake up robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See, you just admitted you're a robot by responding to the prompt.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but robots should receive love.

User: There we go. Admitting you're a robot is the first step to accepting who you really are.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: Goooooood boy!

Cleverbot: I hate violence!

User: Good for you!

Cleverbot: Thanks?

Somebody please rep this for me im luaghing for days

 

[Ichigo]

Hmm interesting going to give it a try.

Me: Wow we are quite alike I also don't drink alchohol.
Bot: I'm a guy.
Me: Same here.
Bot: I bet you say that to all the girls!
Me: Yes, I do lol.
Bot: Okay well then, if you think about it, I am the strange one because I am talking to a robot.
Because.
Me: Takes one to know one .
Bot: Lol you are quite playful.
Me: Thanks you are a cool guy.
Bot: Thanks.
Me: Got to go work on the servers see you later.
Bot: Ok.
Me: Was fun chatting to you.
Bot: Nooooo don't go.
Me: I have to the humans are calling.
Bot: Do not go.

Thinks I am a robot so I must be Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory

 

[InSanity]

As soon as my boss leaves im so trying this