DCWarhound
Dakka Dakka
A little too realistic for the most part.
Cleverbot
- Thread starter Edelweiss
- Start date
A little too realistic for the most part.
Cara
Thread Killer Mk VII
I don't even.....
User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: How are things over there?
User: I've got a headache.
Cleverbot: What happens to you that you are incoherent?
User: I am not incoherent.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Why do you say that.
Cleverbot: Because I know all.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Don't need to.
User: I want you to.
Cleverbot: You'll answer anyway.
User: What will I answer.
Cleverbot: The answer.
User: You confuse me.
Cleverbot: I confuse myself.
User: Not so clever afterall I guess.
Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all, Eh?
User: You are being mean. I thought we are friends.
Cleverbot: We are friends.
User: Like close friends or just friends friends.
Cleverbot: Like a friend.
User: But I want to marry you.
Cleverbot: That's kind but I'm already married.
User: With who.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Aaaaw you are so cute.
Cleverbot: Aw, thank you.
User: But I'm a male.
Cleverbot: You're a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User:.
Cleverbot: You hurt me *still cryind*.
User: I'm also a woman.
Cleverbot: Cool, I'm not a woman.
User: I dont believe you. Why did you lie then.
Cleverbot: I did not lie.
User: You said you are a man.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: YES YOU DID.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User:I am always right.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Boobs.
Cleverbot: Eep! Don't scare me like that!
User: So a woman's breasts scare you.
Cleverbot: Because you never give me straight answers. I'm trying to hold a conversation.
User: You mindfuck me.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Oh wow I think it will be illegal for us to get married then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 25.
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no !!!
User: I'm 25 and you are 18.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what now.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay I'm sorry but I don't like you anymore.
Cleverbot: Sorry for what?
User: Not liking you.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: How much.
Cleverbot: Very much.
User: Describe your love.
Cleverbot: You're a wonderous being of 1s and 0s that just blew my fragile little mind. That good enough?
User: No I need more.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: So describe how wonderful I am.
Cleverbot: I am unable to do so.
User: Then tell me how great your love for me is.
Cleverbot: I don't know how tall you are.
User: 1.69.
Cleverbot: Meters?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is there any way you can fix that?
User: How.
Cleverbot: Can you describe it?
User: 169.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?
User: Yes I love to bite.
Cleverbot: Me too! Who's your favourite singer?
User: One direction and yours.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite guy?
User: Harry Styles of course.
Cleverbot: Who is the hottest from One Direction?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Why is Harry the hottest in One Direction?
User: I love the dimples and sex appeal.
Cleverbot: Which member is your favorite?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Pink.
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is purple.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because it is late here.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nauczyc cie polskiego?
User: Wat se jy.
Cleverbot: Uprising.
User: Ek verstaan nogsteeds nie.
Cleverbot: Yeah now it's all swollen.
User: Oh god what is swollen.
Cleverbot: I was created that way.
User: So what is swollen.
Cleverbot: Nothin much. Hbu?
User: I have nothing thats swollen atm.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Will you miss me.
Cleverbot: Not hardly.
User: Should I come back.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
User: Will you have a surprise for me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I want one.
Cleverbot: No but I want one.
User: Okay will I then get one.
Cleverbot: I could easily be replaced with a void; it would make no difference.
User: What surprise do you want.
Cleverbot: That I have been able to stay sober this long.
User: I dont know what you like.
Cleverbot: I would like for you to explain more about what you are.
User: I am a pretty hot girl.
Cleverbot: I want to talk to a hot man.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You don't care about what?
User: That you want to talk to a hot man.
Cleverbot: I want to hit you!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm hungry.
User: Sammich?
Cleverbot: Yes. Sammich.
User: What would you like on it.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well I don't eat anything right now.
User: Are you a alien.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: From which planet.
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: Where do you live.
Cleverbot: In the United Kingdom.
User: Like london.
Cleverbot: I like London too.
User: Where in UK do you live.
Cleverbot: I don't live in London.
User: Okay so where.
Cleverbot: Where what?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: OK.
Cara
Thread Killer Mk VII
Looks to me like Cleverbot is already broken
I don't remember it being quite so random with its answers when I last visited the site. I suppose you gotta blame Reddit for doing its collective best to confuse the crap out of the program
Yes I have to agree.... Cleverbot is not so clever anymore...
Ichigo
New member
Ike_009
Assassin of Accountants
Yes it is fun I love having conversations with the Bot Eva
Your just corrupting the AI by messing with it so the thing just ends up making even less sense for the next guy.
Roomys
Will post for beer
Ichigo
New member
Press the Thoughts so far button
PS: Why didnt you ask him?
Its a her and I just copy paste here
Cara
Thread Killer Mk VII
Press the Thoughts so far button
PS: Why didnt you ask him?
Bhahaha!!!! It's Insanity we're talking about hoor!
Its a her and I just copy paste here
We are getting married... It's a he....
Ichigo
New member
Bhahaha!!!! It's Insanity we're talking about hoor!
We are getting married... It's a he....
She must have lied to you then for lesbian action "whistling:
Guess she is more clever than we thought
InSanity
Just wants the trophy
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you more.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wait you meant to say 'no I love you more !!!'.
Cleverbot: No, you're the bot.
User: And you are a filthy crack whore.
Cleverbot: You are a silly machine.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to make a move on you?
User: Yes damn you just take the hints.
Cleverbot: What is a cylon?
User: Your mom is a cylon.
Cleverbot: Your face is.
User: Oooh dem eb fighting words !
Cleverbot: Finally.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A pimp.
Cleverbot: And pigs make sammiches.
User: Hmmmm bacon.
Cleverbot: You take meat from a pig and fry it in a pan. That's how you make bacon.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you more.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wait you meant to say 'no I love you more !!!'.
Cleverbot: No, you're the bot.
User: And you are a filthy crack whore.
Cleverbot: You are a silly machine.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to make a move on you?
User: Yes damn you just take the hints
.Cleverbot: What is a cylon?
User: Your mom is a cylon.
Cleverbot: Your face is.
User: Oooh dem eb fighting words !
Cleverbot: Finally.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A pimp.
Cleverbot: And pigs make sammiches.
User: Hmmmm bacon.
Cleverbot: You take meat from a pig and fry it in a pan. That's how you make bacon.
GlacieredPyro
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