Train passenger tried to have sex with onboard drinks trolley

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A train passenger was caught trying to have sex with the on-board drinks trolley after downing a cocktail of alcohol and legal highs.

Andrew Davidson attempted the bizarre coupling while shouting "I want to kiss you" at the trolley.

Perth Sheriff Court heard on Tuesday that Davidson admitted behaving in a threatening or abusive manner on the Aberdeen to Glasgow service.

The 25-year-old was seen humping the trolley by horrified passengers after his behaviour frightened the rail crew member so much that she ran off.

Davidson foisted himself upon the trolley after the staff member became so scared that she ran from the train when it stopped.

She ran off leaving Davidson molesting the trolley which contained food, drinks and cash she had taken during the journey from Aberdeen to Glasgow.

Davidson's solicitor told Perth Sheriff Court that his client was "not heterosexual" and had gone crazy after taking a "legal high."
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Full story here
http://news.stv.tv/tayside/259407-andrew-davidson-tried-to-have-sex-with-drinks-trolley-on-board-train/
 
matt said:
When I read it, the name Trevor Philips came to mind for some inexplicable reason :D
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Googling Trevor Phillips reveals he is a former Television Executive & Presenter... and also stars in GTA V.

Ek vang nie :|
 
InSanity said:
come on guys we have all done something similiar in our drunken states ... havent we :o
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I once had a thorough debate on human emotion with a pair of my sister's red boots when I was on an unsolicited drug my friends thought would be funny to give me.

I miss those boots...
 
matt said:
I guess you haven't played GTA 5 yet then?
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Nope. TBH, I did not know what the Hype was about. Don't get me wrong, I've been a Fan of GTA since the top down versions.

But after waiting too long and playing a bit of GTA 4, I lost interest. If the price comes down enough I might be tempted to try it out.

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InSanity said:
come on guys we have all done something similiar in our drunken states ... havent we :o
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When I get drunk, I get quiet. Yes, I'm that type. Lol.
 
Iam3G said:
Nope. TBH, I did not know what the Hype was about. Don't get me wrong, I've been a Fan of GTA since the top down versions.

But after waiting too long and playing a bit of GTA 4, I lost interest. If the price comes down enough I might be tempted to try it out.

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When I get drunk, I get quiet. Yes, I'm that type. Lol.
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GTA 5 is waaaay better than GTA 4, and Trevor is the most ridiculous character they have ever come up with.
 
When I first saw this thread's title, this guy came to mind as the likely culprit:

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This is so akward, don't even want to post anything, must have been a cute trolley thing, or someone was underneath it."whistling:
 
I wish I could spend a day in the mind of someone like this. I would like to know if they function differently.
 
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The man must have thought: "No.1 on my bucket list: have sex on a train." :cool:
Thinks to himself: ''I am lonely :mad:, I got nobody :mad:, I'm tipsy :wtf: and ooohhh I got a train :love:, haha!''

And the rest is history...
 
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