Man stabbed with Legend of Zelda “Master Sword” in battle over girlfriend

[James]

Man stabbed with Legend of Zelda “Master Sword”

When in doubt, pull your Master Sword out

 

[Neo]

Best. Story. Ever!

WTF happened there? Geesh - redneck valley anyone? So they get into an argument and the FIRST thing this woman does is call her estranged husband?!? LOL....run buddy, run far away....that chick is broken goods!

 

[Gouko_Tenrou]

Can't believe what I just read

Why didn't @Eugene call us for help

 

[Tsar]

Best. Story. Ever!

WTF happened there? Geesh - redneck valley anyone? So they get into an argument and the FIRST thing this woman does is call her estranged husband?!? LOL....run buddy, run far away....that chick is broken goods!

Not red necks but nerds huge nerds

 

[Tom]

Unfortunately, the estranged husband tasted the mighty steel of the blade, once in the chest and again in the leg,

Best thing iv read in AGES!!!

 

[B1nary]

Master sword and broken pots, definitely zelda

 

[Edelweiss]

It's funny that I have these sounds in my head when I think about this

 

[GazWorks]

"It's dangerous to go alone, here take this!" *stab*

 

[Snare]

YHO! Imagine every relationship was this Action packed