April Fools Pranks

Roomys

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HI guys,

Please share if you fooled or where fooled this morning :D

I fooled our marketing lady :D see below taken from TK this morning.

So i just gave a message to our Marketing lady saying a dude by the name of Dahl Finn needs her to organise an event for our company.

His number is 043 705 2637.

The conversation went like this.

Hi I am looking for a Mr Finn

A who?

Mr Dahl Finn...?

You do know you are calling the East London Aquarium asking for a Dahl Finn?

Call ended...

We all crying now with laughter.
 
Just got an email from management that informed us that a bio-metric clock system will be installed today that uses the right thumb print. These records will be checked against leave records every month and actual hours worked will be calculated. Smokers will also have to clock in and out to smoking areas.
If you don't have a right thumb, you must submit an affidavit together with another finger of your choice.
The cost and maintenance of this system will be carried by the employees at an initiation fee of R100 per person and R50 per month afterwards.
 
Mister 44 said:
Just got an email from management that informed us that a bio-metric clock system will be installed today that uses the right thumb print. These records will be checked against leave records every month and actual hours worked will be calculated. Smokers will also have to clock in and out to smoking areas.
If you don't have a right thumb, you must submit an affidavit together with another finger of your choice.
The cost and maintenance of this system will be carried by the employees at an initiation fee of R100 per person and R50 per month afterwards.
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Now that one would have probably hooked me lolz.

The smoking break thing especially.
 
Roomys said:
Now that one would have probably hooked me lolz.

The smoking break thing especially.
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Guy in the cube next to me fell for it big time. He's still falling, as a matter of fact since nobody told him it's a joke yet. He was outside smoking when the mail came and everybody had a good laugh. So when he returned we were all straight faced about it. The fact that it came from the vice-CEO also gave it an air of officialism.
 
Mister 44 said:
Just got an email from management that informed us that a bio-metric clock system will be installed today that uses the right thumb print. These records will be checked against leave records every month and actual hours worked will be calculated. Smokers will also have to clock in and out to smoking areas.
If you don't have a right thumb, you must submit an affidavit together with another finger of your choice.
The cost and maintenance of this system will be carried by the employees at an initiation fee of R100 per person and R50 per month afterwards.
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This is what happens in my company? Minus the cost and maintenance section
 
Roomys said:
HI guys,

Please share if you fooled or where fooled this morning :D

I fooled our marketing lady :D see below taken from TK this morning.

So i just gave a message to our Marketing lady saying a dude by the name of Dahl Finn needs her to organise an event for our company.

His number is 043 705 2637.

The conversation went like this.

Hi I am looking for a Mr Finn

A who?

Mr Dahl Finn...?

You do know you are calling the East London Aquarium asking for a Dahl Finn?

Call ended...

We all crying now with laughter.
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+1 Lol nice.
 
Roomys said:
HI guys,

Please share if you fooled or where fooled this morning :D

I fooled our marketing lady :D see below taken from TK this morning.

So i just gave a message to our Marketing lady saying a dude by the name of Dahl Finn needs her to organise an event for our company.

His number is 043 705 2637.

The conversation went like this.

Hi I am looking for a Mr Finn

A who?

Mr Dahl Finn...?

You do know you are calling the East London Aquarium asking for a Dahl Finn?

Call ended...

We all crying now with laughter.
Click to expand...

Omf dude, hahahahaha. I love this- I would have had such a good laugh at her expense. :P xD
 
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Lol the socialist dog

Puppy Socialisation: By allowing the political elite of your national to play with your National Dog you win their hearts and unite them behind your cause, improving your National Unity.
Not one step bark: Your ND can be placed in a province where a defensive battle is taking place and will prevent units from retreating by growling threateningly at any unit attempting it.
Fetch Claim: If you are simply throwing sticks for your National Dog to fetch by the border to another country it is hardly your fault if one accidentally crosses the border and your ND follows it. However, any territory where your ND stands is sovereign land of your nation, resulting in a valid cause for war to retake it.
Ruff and ready research: Assigning your ND to a particular tech screen results in a increased research speed in that field by barking at any scientists who appear to be slacking off.
 
Damn!! why i didn't think about it!! If i could April fool someone, it's gotta be my best friend. Too bad it's already too late. lol.. Maybe next year.
 
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