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Morning y'al
 
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Someone give me a new job please. I don't request an exorbitant salary, I get along well with people and have lots of experience.
 
Hello everybody!

Someone give me a new job please. I don't request an exorbitant salary, I get along well with people and have lots of experience.

Our company is looking for a switch-bitch and I can guarantee you that the salary is not exorbitant.
How's your Afrikaans? Applicants need to be fully bi-lingual.
 
Hello everybody!



Our company is looking for a switch-bitch and I can guarantee you that the salary is not exorbitant.
How's your Afrikaans? Applicants need to be fully bi-lingual.

Define "not exorbitant"

I am fully bilingual and my coffee has been described as "the bee's tits"
 
Define "not exorbitant"

Shitty. Probably less than R8k CTC per month.

I am fully bilingual and my coffee has been described as "the bee's tits"

Your coffee making skills, while admirable, are unfortunately not relevant. The switch-bitch doubles as a receptionist and they have one of those big-ass, expensive coffee machines that does regular, espresso, latte etc.
 
Shitty. Probably less than R8k CTC per month.



Your coffee making skills, while admirable, are unfortunately not relevant. The switch-bitch doubles as a receptionist and they have one of those big-ass, expensive coffee machines that does regular, espresso, latte etc.

I can do 8k a month. I think.

Not sure I'm aboard with the whole industrialization of coffee making though.
 
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