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If I had 3 wishes, I would wish for a fully operational, movie quality Darth Vader suit; the ability to write in English as well as the best authors out there; and finally to be able to sing so beautifully that people want to listen to my voice, not just start vomiting before I reach the chorus.

Wouldn't the Darth Vader suit have compatibility issues with the singing voice?
 
God rested on the 7th day (that being the Sabbath day)(that being a Sunday).

Monday is the first day of the week.

We all know that Jesus was crucified and died on Friday. Every year we recognize this day as Good Friday. On that day Joseph of Arimathaea took Jesus’ body from the cross and buried it. Luke 23:50-24:3 describes this event and tells us that the next day, Saturday, was the Sabbath. “And, behold, there was a man named Joseph, a counselor; and he was a good man, and a just: (The same had not consented to the counsel and deed of them;) he was of Arimathaea, a city of the Jews: who also himself waited for the kingdom of God. This man went to Pilate, and begged the body of Jesus. And he took it down, and wrapped it in linen, and laid it in a sepulchre that was hewn in stone, wherein never man before was laid. And that day was the preparation, and the sabbath drew on. And the women also, that came with him from Galilee, followed after, and beheld the sepulchre, and how his body was laid. And they returned, and prepared spices and ointments; and rested the sabbath day according to the commandment. Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices that they had prepared, and certain others with them. And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre. And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus.”

So Jesus died on Good Friday, rested in the tomb during the following day, Saturday, which was the Sabbath, and then rose early on Sunday morning, the day we call Easter Sunday.
 
We all know that Jesus was crucified and died on Friday. Every year we recognize this day as Good Friday. On that day Joseph of Arimathaea took Jesus’ body from the cross and buried it. Luke 23:50-24:3 describes this event and tells us that the next day, Saturday, was the Sabbath. “And, behold, there was a man named Joseph, a counselor; and he was a good man, and a just: (The same had not consented to the counsel and deed of them;) he was of Arimathaea, a city of the Jews: who also himself waited for the kingdom of God. This man went to Pilate, and begged the body of Jesus. And he took it down, and wrapped it in linen, and laid it in a sepulchre that was hewn in stone, wherein never man before was laid. And that day was the preparation, and the sabbath drew on. And the women also, that came with him from Galilee, followed after, and beheld the sepulchre, and how his body was laid. And they returned, and prepared spices and ointments; and rested the sabbath day according to the commandment. Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices that they had prepared, and certain others with them. And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre. And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus.”

So Jesus died on Good Friday, rested in the tomb during the following day, Saturday, which was the Sabbath, and then rose early on Sunday morning, the day we call Easter Sunday.

You killed the TK by throwing the logic bible at it. Shame on you.

Here's a haiku to remember this moment by:

My pants are too loose for me,
Mondays are not well received.
Does this look like a fucking Sunday school?




:D :p
 
Oh hai Omega


Wenzie - Ek gaan die Volume 2 vir die FAC moet koop :S Ek het gedog ek sou weg kom met dit. Ma ja ek moet maar die vol 2 kry. Darem is ek nie heeltemal useless nie
 
Hmmm. Children's books are getting very industry specific lately.

Could have said 'David Coperfield' with one P by Edmund Wells, or 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens. That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.
 
Hows it going Adamz?
hecticaly busy but this time next week i will be on a white sandy beach in Zanzibar :)

Oh hai Omega


Wenzie - Ek gaan die Volume 2 vir die FAC moet koop :S Ek het gedog ek sou weg kom met dit. Ma ja ek moet maar die vol 2 kry. Darem is ek nie heeltemal useless nie
i sorry man wyvz. wat het als verander of het hulle besluit kom ons los alles die selfde maar skommel net die volgorde rond?
 
hecticaly busy but this time next week i will be on a white sandy beach in Zanzibar :)

i sorry man wyvz. wat het als verander of het hulle besluit kom ons los alles die selfde maar skommel net die volgorde rond?

Oh my luck is dit gaan alles oor closed corporations en partnerships :S Jou handboek tho is handig met die basic opstel van die statements maar die boeke is moeiliker vir partnerships en CC's
 
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