Gaaawwwddd ... I'm gonna break down and cry like a girl soon. We need to get rid of him ... pay Tinny and Rusty off - I'll donate.
Then we can have Voicy kick him inna panty, Azi can chat with him, and then the banhammer can get swung ..
On second thoughts, maybe I should just see if he lives close by - physical violence seems like a viable option at this point ...