35 classic gaming quotes

There is one that is etched in my brain, but is from Nintendo's then C.E.O
I heard it on the old Cybernet tv game show.
'We are not going to win the battle making the most games, we'll concede that to our competitors.....
Given the price point of both Nintendo 64 hardware and software we are encumbered on the issue of quality'-Howard Lincoln of Nintendo of America in 1996.
[Utterly useless info i know]
And Capcom's Resident evil 1[possibly the worst voice acting ever in a game]
What is this? [Its a zombie you wazzuk!]
 
"I sense a soul in search of answers." - Protoss Observer, observing something from Diablo that I don't quite remember
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Are you certain it wasn't Adria the Witch [she set up shop just outside Tristram in Diablo]
 
Epic topic! However, seeing as though almost all games were considered... HOW COULD THEY MISS THESE! :D

".... then they'd just send some special ops douchebags, with pussy ass heartbeat monitors on their guns instead of us.." - Sweetwater from BC2
Fantastic dig at the CoD series.

"It's time to kick-ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum";
"Hail to the king, baby";
"You're an inspiration for birth control" - Duke Nukem

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king" - Max Payne

WoW boss quotes really should've been considered..
"YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!" - Illidan
"I guess it doesn't bend that way" - XT 002
(and too many others)

"We be jammin!" - Trolls from Warcraft series

Excellent article, one of the better ones.
 
Bound to be subjective. Would definately add the kick ass and chew gum Duke quote, as well as Shodan's monologue from the opening of System Shock 2: "Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?".

Some other personal faves
"You are not prepared!", Illidan - Burning Crusade
"You no take candle!" - Kobolds

"My son...the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name...Arthas.
My child...I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon...of righteousness.
Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength,
and I know you will show restraint in exercising your great power.
But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people.
I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end...you shall be King." -Terenas Menethil, opening cinematic, Wrath of the Lich King
 
I aint afraid of no Quake !! - Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem 3d

An ingame reference to the impending release of quake from 3drealms rival id
 
From Dragon Age: Origins

Orzammar Town Crier: "News of the hour! The disgraced Lord Bhelen's followers take to the streets; pandemonium increases by ten percent!"
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Alistair:The Denarim marketplace. They say you can get anything here... I got pickpocketed.
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My favourite one of all time has to the end of System shock 2: "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Close second is the dryad from Warcraft 3: "I'm not that type of dryad!" "I'm not in season!" "I'll use my human call: I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

Phatso said:
"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king" - Max Payne
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Also from Minority report (movie) and originally from Desiderius Erasmus, Adagia (III, IV, 96) which is originally in latin: "In regione caecorum rex est luscus." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30584.html
 
"Shake, baby, shake! But I ain't gonna quake!" - Sam 'Serious' Stone, Serious Sam: The Second Encounter, Land of the Damned, entering the lava caves.
 
"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" Auron, Final Fantasy X
 
tpex said:
Armed and Dangerous:
Rexus: [using a Jedi Mind trick] You don't need to see our papers.
Guards: [under Rexus's control] We don't need to see your papers.
Rexus: You're um... you're um...
Guards: [under Rexus's control] We're um... we're um...
Rexus: Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!
Guards: [under Rexus's control] Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.
Q: Tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy: No, Scottish miners!
Rome: Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.
Rexus: Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!
Guards: [drop their guns and throw their hands up] We surrender!
[run away]
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Bwuahahahahaa I freaking loved the dialogue in Armed and Dangerous :D
 
"It slices, it dices, it eviscerates, and decapitates, it sees in the dark and can track you by your DNA. Just like that girl you stood up on prom night."
I'll let you guess where thats from.
 
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