5 keyboards with dumb features (MyGaming column)

My friend bought that Arctosa black on black without realising. His keyboard had bust so he needed a new one asap so he wasn't paying attention. Man it was funny listening to him complain about not being able to see which keys he was typing.
 
lol at the brack on brack keyboard....

Washable keyboard is quite cool though. Yes you don't often spill things on them, but the keys get pretty grimy anyway and to sit and polish each one is a pain.
 
Lol @ Black on Black, what kinda morons....

As for the washable keyboard, have you ever actually looked under your keys, that is a scary place.
 
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MOnk said:
Lol @ Black on Black, what kinda morons....

As for the washable keyboard, have you ever actually looked under you keys, that is a scary place.
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I actually popped all my keys up last year November and cleaned the entire keyboard out. It was utterly disgusting in there.
 
clean keyboard? i usually only do that when i can write my name on it with all the dust that accumalated :wtf: the washable keyboard seems awesome hey
 
Yeah,a few months worth of gaming and chowing can leave the inside of the keyboard looking like an agar plate yuck so washable I could live with
 
A washable keyboard isn't that new, I used to wash my keyboards in water plenty of times. Just pop them open, take out the membrane and circuit board them soak it in the kitchen sink. If the membrane was particularly dirty you could wash that too.

Just avoid the circuit board. Felt like getting a new keyboard every month!
 
zero-g said:
A washable keyboard isn't that new, I used to wash my keyboards in water plenty of times. Just pop them open, take out the membrane and circuit board them soak it in the kitchen sink. If the membrane was particularly dirty you could wash that too.

Just avoid the circuit board. Felt like getting a new keyboard every month!
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The way your hands glide over the keys after a wash is just amazing.
 
A few grooves / slots at the bottom front of the keyboard would also do miracles to let crumbs and other debris fall out - even the accidental water/tea/whatever - don't say that does / should not happen - it does!

The one thing I have already though of doing is to have (similar to the keyboard/scanner combination that was on the market long ago, is to have a heater fan that blows a steady stream of warm air from the full length slot above the keyboard onto your fingers for those cold wintry sessions! That was the advantage of the balled mouse / trackball - you could keep your hand warm in your pocket while manipulating your cursor on the screen!

I kid you not!
 
You think a washable keyboard is stupid?

Do you have any idea how disgusting a keyboard is. How about you take a few swabs of they keyboard you typed that bit on and have it tested in a lab to see how much of your own fecal matter is stuck in that thing. Chances are it's worse than your toilet seat with few things in your home or office being worse. The only thing I know of off hand that's more disgusting is a remote control and that's only because more hands touch it.

Maybe you should read up on things you're writing about before calling them stupid thus making yourself seem that way.
 
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Wyvern said:
Ok so maybe I am the only one who does the proper cleaning of my keyboard once a month?
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Nope. I tend to clean my keyboard once a month. Weekly I tend to use a compressor and just blow out the loose junk that sits underneath the keys and when the month comes I'll pop each key off and wash it.

Gamy said:
The only thing I know of off hand that's more disgusting is a remote control and that's only because more hands touch it.
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Try money.
 
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