7 Tips On How To Stop Your Sister's Friends From Licking You

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1. Wear a man suit and stop giving them attention
2. Apply pressure and turn their passion into your habit
3. Leave the room, lock the door behind you
4. Give honest feedback, William
5. Say "Nope" and change your body language
6. Avoid milk for 3 days
7.
 
I remember when I had this exact problem. It was the time when Blink182 was unironically on the radio. My father took me and my sister to a water park the one day. We just ran out of SPF30 as well, and my young mind just ignored the dangers of the sun. So after about 3 hours at the park, I've finally completed my transition from milky white to cooked lobster red. But it was totally worth it. There are the most awesome super tuber and slides, and the weather was absolutely perfect. My sister and I hired a tube together and we went down the rapids about 5 times in a row. One of those time she fell off from the tube, as she is much smaller than I am. She got caught in the rapids and slid down to the next pool, right into the tube of another brother and sister combo, waiting for their turn down the rapids. She got her arm caught in between the tube and a rock and got a nasty cut. We took her to the medical aid station at the water park. We met her friend afterwards for some ice cream to cheer her up. I'm sure I had one of those King Cones, the one with the flake. They are absolutely great because they don't melt so easily and are delicious. My sister's friend got a blue and red ice lolly thing that twisted around. I think I sister got a Magnum because of the accident. I remember that my sister's friend had an older brother, about 2 years older than I was. He played in the school's rugby team, I think Lock. He was a tall guy, very tall, with the weirdest brown hair. I talked to him once before, when I went to pick up my sister from playing with her friend for the day. They didn't live that far from us, so I could easily take a ride on my bicycle to them. I never did though, and it's a shame, as the road to their house had this kick-ass turn that you could take at super-fast speeds and feel all macho for doing on your bike. But the one side of the pavement had this nasty bump, so if you weren't careful you could easily be launched in the air without notice, and seeing as you are sideways while in the air, you may not land that safely. My bike would have absolutely snapped in half if I did that. It was a cool bike, but it was on the cheap side. Despite that, I could so easily ride it all day, even when the one time it was raining, and I could almost not see 5 feet in front of me. It was really dangerous, but so much fun. Almost like the time I went down the super tube at a different water park and almost slid right out of the super tube. I was going so fast. We got the best hot dog I've ever had in my entire life that day. They were amazing. Was the first time experiencing something like that. The last time I had such a great hot dog was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
 
DieGrootHammer said:
I remember when I had this exact problem. It was the time when Blink182 was unironically on the radio. My father took me and my sister to a water park the one day. We just ran out of SPF30 as well, and my young mind just ignored the dangers of the sun. So after about 3 hours at the park, I've finally completed my transition from milky white to cooked lobster red. But it was totally worth it. There are the most awesome super tuber and slides, and the weather was absolutely perfect. My sister and I hired a tube together and we went down the rapids about 5 times in a row. One of those time she fell off from the tube, as she is much smaller than I am. She got caught in the rapids and slid down to the next pool, right into the tube of another brother and sister combo, waiting for their turn down the rapids. She got her arm caught in between the tube and a rock and got a nasty cut. We took her to the medical aid station at the water park. We met her friend afterwards for some ice cream to cheer her up. I'm sure I had one of those King Cones, the one with the flake. They are absolutely great because they don't melt so easily and are delicious. My sister's friend got a blue and red ice lolly thing that twisted around. I think I sister got a Magnum because of the accident. I remember that my sister's friend had an older brother, about 2 years older than I was. He played in the school's rugby team, I think Lock. He was a tall guy, very tall, with the weirdest brown hair. I talked to him once before, when I went to pick up my sister from playing with her friend for the day. They didn't live that far from us, so I could easily take a ride on my bicycle to them. I never did though, and it's a shame, as the road to their house had this kick-ass turn that you could take at super-fast speeds and feel all macho for doing on your bike. But the one side of the pavement had this nasty bump, so if you weren't careful you could easily be launched in the air without notice, and seeing as you are sideways while in the air, you may not land that safely. My bike would have absolutely snapped in half if I did that. It was a cool bike, but it was on the cheap side. Despite that, I could so easily ride it all day, even when the one time it was raining, and I could almost not see 5 feet in front of me. It was really dangerous, but so much fun. Almost like the time I went down the super tube at a different water park and almost slid right out of the super tube. I was going so fast. We got the best hot dog I've ever had in my entire life that day. They were amazing. Was the first time experiencing something like that. The last time I had such a great hot dog was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
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I don't get this! If these friends are of the female decent, the licking is welcomed should it not be?
 
DieGrootHammer said:
I remember when I had this exact problem. It was the time when Blink182 was unironically on the radio. My father took me and my sister to a water park the one day. We just ran out of SPF30 as well, and my young mind just ignored the dangers of the sun. So after about 3 hours at the park, I've finally completed my transition from milky white to cooked lobster red. But it was totally worth it. There are the most awesome super tuber and slides, and the weather was absolutely perfect. My sister and I hired a tube together and we went down the rapids about 5 times in a row. One of those time she fell off from the tube, as she is much smaller than I am. She got caught in the rapids and slid down to the next pool, right into the tube of another brother and sister combo, waiting for their turn down the rapids. She got her arm caught in between the tube and a rock and got a nasty cut. We took her to the medical aid station at the water park. We met her friend afterwards for some ice cream to cheer her up. I'm sure I had one of those King Cones, the one with the flake. They are absolutely great because they don't melt so easily and are delicious. My sister's friend got a blue and red ice lolly thing that twisted around. I think I sister got a Magnum because of the accident. I remember that my sister's friend had an older brother, about 2 years older than I was. He played in the school's rugby team, I think Lock. He was a tall guy, very tall, with the weirdest brown hair. I talked to him once before, when I went to pick up my sister from playing with her friend for the day. They didn't live that far from us, so I could easily take a ride on my bicycle to them. I never did though, and it's a shame, as the road to their house had this kick-ass turn that you could take at super-fast speeds and feel all macho for doing on your bike. But the one side of the pavement had this nasty bump, so if you weren't careful you could easily be launched in the air without notice, and seeing as you are sideways while in the air, you may not land that safely. My bike would have absolutely snapped in half if I did that. It was a cool bike, but it was on the cheap side. Despite that, I could so easily ride it all day, even when the one time it was raining, and I could almost not see 5 feet in front of me. It was really dangerous, but so much fun. Almost like the time I went down the super tube at a different water park and almost slid right out of the super tube. I was going so fast. We got the best hot dog I've ever had in my entire life that day. They were amazing. Was the first time experiencing something like that. The last time I had such a great hot dog was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
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As soon as I started reading the second sentence here, I instinctively went straight to the bottom. Nice try!
 
You try and lick me, but as you open your mouth there is just another mouth inside a mouth inside a mouth, the endless screams of children fill the air but you have no ears to hear them because they have become corn, the ears of corn rustle and the you see a giant tongue its saliva a creates a water slide, the undertaker is waiting for you with hot-dogs for fingers gently caressing your sisters friends faces
 
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