After a Break Up

You will need the following ingredients to fully recover from said breakup.


1 x bottle of brandy (personally I would go for Bolls, but some people prefer Kllipies)
1 x box of tissues
1 x Michael Bolton greatest hits

I don't think Michael Bolton or Kenny G would be able to fix a crying man, I think it would disturb them mentally. You need to get the blood pumping, so either some heavy rock or trance :D.
 
Well Peter Stuyvesant has been seeing to some of my problems since Friday as well as the Castle he lives in with the Black Label that he has on his Guinness book of records


Uncle Peter always helps! Remember to drink enough that you don't give a flying weasel.
 
Sorry to say, but the only thing that really works for a breakup, is time.... and most likely lots of it....

Drinking, although one of the finest and most loved activities of mine, will only solve the problems temporarily after which you will just feel even worse (sad + babelas is not a good combo). This actually makes is worse...
 
Spooner that's your solution for everything!

And? It works :p

Sorry to say, but the only thing that really works for a breakup, is time.... and most likely lots of it....

Drinking, although one of the finest and most loved activities of mine, will only solve the problems temporarily after which you will just feel even worse (sad + babelas is not a good combo). This actually makes is worse...

Ok on a serious note, drinking is the last thing you probably want to do after a breakup. The number of times I have drunk dialed ex's at 3 in the morning is ridonculous. Booze heightens emotions.
 
Im not going into a long winded post about my previous experiences as all my fellow forumites have posted the majority of my story for me in their recounts of past experiences...

I will say this... It is KAK. But life will continue and get better as time passes bud :) and look on the bright side, you still got us :p
 
LOL, video awesomeness! I have watched that movie so may times, bought my dad the Monty Python movie boxset :)
 
Whats worked for me was just speaking to them and getting closure, kinda knowing why and what happened, because when you with someone for so long you become interlinked with them. This will kill any passive thoughts or sad moments and you will feel better.

After this, you basically dont really speak to them, you dont have to avoid them though. Try and figure out what you want because this is the time where you can pick up some nasty habits or people you do not need. Took me roughly 7 months to get over my last one, but once i figured out my "path" I went out to a braai all refreshed and met a lovely girl im still dating :)
 
you play guitar!? Yes! Nothing heals more than shredding a solo or solo moshing in your room in front of thousands of imaginary fans! No shame!!
 
I find what works best is distracting myself with something productive and making it my mission :) Gym helps a load. Apart from the endorphins, which help make you happy, you feel like you're improving yourself and that your ex is missing out on what is becoming a desirable piece of ass :D Plus, the physical pain is another distraction from the emotional suckage :)

Something else that helps is going out as much as possible. For a good 2-3 weeks after my last breakup I went out every single night...nothing hectic...everything from coffee, to movies, and the occasional binge drink! But I found myself connecting with people I hadn't made the time to see in a good while, and through them I met new people and before I knew it I was hopelessly stalking someone else :D
 
Yeah I play guitar, learning more lead stuff with scales etc. I sold my electric though so the solos are all coming from a classical guitar which without the electric sound and amp effects it doesn't quite do the job lol.

ha I know what you mean, it gives it a cool medievil feel though! rock on \m/
 
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