April Fools Pranks

pranked colleague to call a Mrs Anna Konda gave him the jhb zoo number and he held for her when the system said welcome to jhb zoo...
 
I don't have a link for it, but the email I got about Playstation Flow was pretty well done.

EDIT: Only saw now it was posted already.
 

Oi mates, welcome to War for the Overworld, Australian edition.

Ya sick of gettin' buggered while smashin' some bloody moungrels in dungeons and s#!t?

All them do-goodin' d!*kheads really not your cuppa tea? Time to get down in them dungeons and make a go of it yourself, ya bloody yobbo.

This is a true blue dungeon management game, where killing all the good blokes is more fun than riding in the back of your mate's ute to the bottle-o for some VB. Designed to make you Aussie cobber feel right at home, with none of that pommy s#!t like funny accents and right-way-up graphics.

Crack open a VB from the esky, chuck a sickie from work, and play a real f&@!ing game.

War for the Overworld: Australian Addition. Out April 2nd.

Get it up ya.
Until next time Overlord
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One of my favs so far:
http://formulaspy.com/formula-1/for...nen-joins-red-bull-young-driver-academy-12415

Robin Raikkonen joins Red Bull Young Driver Academy
Thomas Maher April 1, 2015 F1 - Latest News 2 Comments

Raikkonen, son of 2007 World Champion Kimi Raikkonen, has been signed up by Red Bull to join their Young Driver Program.

Second generation drivers are fast becoming one of the main sources of driving talent in F1 at the moment, with Nico Rosberg competing near the head of the field. Son of 1982 World Champion Keke Rosberg, Nico has finished on the podium in both Grands Prix so far this season, and finished second in last year’s World Championship.

Also competing this year is Carlos Sainz, the 20 year old son of World Rally Champion legend Carlos Sainz. The young Spaniard scored points on his debut in Formula 1, while driving for Toro Rosso. His team-mate this year is Max Verstappen, son of former Benetton & Arrows driver Jos Verstappen. At just 17 years old, Max has become the sport’s youngest Grand Prix driver and point scorer, after claiming 7th place in last Sunday’s Malaysian Grand Prix.

However, with the FIA changing superlicence rules for 2016, Raikkonen faces a race against time to get into Formula 1 before the minimum age limit of 18 is introduced. At just three months old, the promising young Finn has caught the eye of Red Bull’s talent spotter and advisor Dr. Helmut Marko, who is believed to have placed Raikkonen on a priority list to join in at a test later this season to gain a superlicence. Marko is believed to have been impressed by the gene pool from which Robin has sprung, and said “He also has a cool surname”.
 
Blizzard's Hearthstone:

Hearthstone Patch Notes - 4.0.1.2015
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Hearthstone Patch Notes - 4.0.1.2015
In this Hearthstone patch, we’re adding a new seasonal card back and have introduced some minor changes and bug fixes.

The full patch notes are below!

General

The following card back has been added:
Classic Card Back: Remastered—We’ve re-visited the Classic Hearthstone card back and have given it a painstaking HD update. Acquire the new card back by reaching Rank 20 during the Ranked Play season.
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We’ve implemented a new card type, Ninjas, which ALWAYS beat Pirate cards!
We’ve added a new feature called Harrison Jones’ Museum! Accessing it will allow you to gaze proudly upon all the weapons you’ve put in the museum, where they belong.
Mistress of Pain has turned over a new leaf and is now called Mistress of Uncomfortableness.
Crush has been renamed to Big Gross Demon Foot.
Card packs can now be opened by blowing gently on the screen.
Alexstrasza will no longer say anything upon being played because she’s tired of being misunderstood.
Cogmaster no longer spits, because let’s be honest, that’s pretty gross.
Leeroy Jenkins will now whisper his name upon being played in accordance with mandatory workplace etiquette classes.
Sludge Belcher has taken some antacids and now feels great!
Upon playing Unleash the Hounds, players will be taken to a menu that allows them to choose the exact breed of their hounds—with over 100 options!
Snowchugger is now an 8/8 because it’s too cute and people are not taking it seriously enough.
After many bouts with brain freeze, Snowchugger now eats snow at a more reasonable rate.
Annoy-o-Tron now says “GOODBYE, GOODBYE, GOODBYE” upon being slain.
Sorcerer’s Apprentice has graduated to Sorcerer’s Adept. All those long hours hitting the books finally paid off!
A Lost Tallstrider has been found. If it’s yours, please visit lost and found to claim it.
Recycle now provides the Responsible Citizen buff to Malfurion when cast.
After sensitivity training, Ancient of Lore, Ancient of War, and Ancient Mage will now be known as Senior Citizen of Lore, Senior Citizen of War, and Harold respectively.
Savage Roar now also turns off squelch and removes the cooldown on emotes.
Naturalize now causes Zombie Chow and Poison Seeds to be all-natural, vegan, and gluten free.
Hunter’s Mark has been renamed Hunter’s George.
Mark of the Wild has been renamed George of the Wild.
Mark of Nature has been renamed George of Nature.
We like George more than Mark. Mark still owes us $20.
The spell Blizzard now causes enemy minions to attack Soonâ„¢.
A new Hearthstone mini-series was in the works titled “Portrait: The Last Spellbender,” but everything changed when the Fireball attacked.
To make things more convenient, Tirion Fordring will now silence himself when summoned.
Circle of Healing has been renamed Oval of Healing upon discovery that Hearthstone boards are not circular.
Fixed a bug with Thoughtsteal where playing it would sometimes fail to steal your opponent’s best cards.
Two new Shaman spell cards have been added—Snap and Pop.
Armorsmith has finally finished that chest plate she’s been working on this whole time. Whew!
Pirates will now always beat the new Ninja sub-type, because Pirates are obviously better.
Leper Gnome now feels better, and will be known simply as Gnome. He would however still like to receive big hugs, please.
Several cards have completed their anger management training, have been renamed accordingly:
Grumbling Worgen
Magma Kvetcher
Disgruntled Chicken
Mildly Annoyed Scientist
Somewhat Perturbed Bomber
Slightly More Perturbed Bomber
Azure Drake has been renamed Blue Drake because no one says “Azure” correctly.
Blade Flurry has been renamed Blade Furry, and now equips the Rogue with a 1/5 Kitten.
We’ve fixed a bug with Animal Companion that sometimes caused the spell to not summon Huffer.
Snake Trap has been renamed Pug Trap and now summons 3 very excited 1/1 Pugs that wheeze very loudly.
Playing Feign Death after playing Unleash the Hounds will now result in good dogs. Yes they are! They are such good dogs.
Call Pet card text now reads, “Hello, this is dog.”
Fixed an error where Skill Command was incorrectly named Kill Command. The Hunter spell will now correctly do damage based on the caster’s skill at Hearthstone.
Anima Golem is now correctly named Animal Golem, and has been changed to a Hunter card with the following text:
Deathrattle: Summon a 1/1 kitten for each enemy minion. It was made of KITTENS! How could you?
After reading so much community feedback about Wisp value, the cost of Wisps has been raised to 2 mana.

Heroes of the storm:

INTRODUCING: BIG HEAD MODE
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"BOOM! HEADSHOT."
- NOVA, DOMINION GHOST
With today’s patch we’ve introduced the next exciting chapter in the ongoing struggle for dominance of the Nexus: an entirely new game mode! So summon forth your steadfast allies, feed your favorite faerie dragon, and brace yourself for the unique challenges ahead in Big Head Mode!



WHAT IS BIG HEAD MODE?
Variety is the spice of life in Heroes of the Storm, and we’re always looking for new ways to allow players to customize their Heroes and infuse their personalities into the denizens of the Nexus. Big Head Mode is just another step in that direction.

Have you always wanted to see chibi Illidan face off against a kawaii Lord of Terror? Now’s your chance! This unique gameplay mode is automatically enabled the moment you step foot into your favorite Battleground, and features the same dynamic 5v5 combat you’ve come to know and love!



This is the pulse-pounding mode you’ve always wanted to play, but were afraid to ask for.

Until now…



FEATURE HIGHLIGHTS:
Experience enhanced collision using Facecheckâ„¢ technology as you run headfirst into tall grass and bushes and scour for your enemies!
An all-new set of unique character dialogue brings to life these familiar Heroes as you’ve never heard them before.*
Get closer to your beloved Heroes and get a new perspective on your favorite Battlegrounds, just watch out for low-hanging branches!
Be wary fighting against opponents who specialize in headshots. Just because your character has more innate charisma now doesn’t mean that Nova will show you any mercy!
Bonus features: Many models have received HD upgrades to their heads and hair, adding increased size and fidelity to their brazen beards, majestic antlers, stunning mandibles, and more.
Don’t delay! You can log into Heroes of the Storm now and explore this new game mode firsthand. Please be aware that it will only activate once you have loaded in on one of the many diverse Battlegrounds of the Nexus!

Share your favorite screenshots you’ve taken in Big Head Mode and let us know what you think of this fun new feature in the comments below. As always, make sure to keep an eye out for future developments, including the adorable Mini-Mount Mode**!

* Any similarities to existing in-game audio is completely coincidental.
**No animals, tapestries, or robotic contraptions were harmed in the making of this mode.
 
Steam box

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New Leaked picture of a new controller for console since well they need more buttons.

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