Good news, everybody!
If you can't get your unmanicured fingers on Castlevania: Lord of Shadow 2 for whatever reason, there are alternatives.
According to what I've been reading in the news lately, you can also battle Satan by voting ANC, supporting the EFF, paying your e-tolls, buying a TV license and paying for the highest possible ADSL line even if Telkom can't manage more than 256kb/s on your severely congested local exchange.
On a more serious note, I'm somewhat interested in this one. I haven't played Castlevania but I've heard so many good things about it, I'll probably pick up a copy if the reviews are positive.