Biltong

[Raven Gold]

Just had to share this.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Biltong

Biltong spelled bijltong or just biltong is a type of raw, cured or dried meat snack popular to the Afrikaner population of South Africa and is vital to their existance. Biltong can be made of virtually any kind of meat be it game, beef, ostrich, human (less popular), crocodile, snake, monkey, dog, fish, cheetah or elephant with the exception of kittens. The word biltong is from the Dutch bil ("beak") and tong ("toung") and can be directily translated as buffalo-toung. Biltong is similar to the American snack beef jerky with the exeption that it tastes a lot better.

The history of biltong has a humble beginning, starting when the Dutch settlers came from Europe to South Africa in the early 17th century in need of some better place to expand their empire. Upon arriving they noticed a decline in their livestock and found that the native black folk stole their cattle for no apparent reason. Something had to be done to prevent this from happening, so die boer maak 'n plan. The settlers decided to slaughter all their livestock themselves, cure it, spice it and dry it out to make the taste unbareble to the native folk. Thus solving the refrigeration problem, cementing its status as the favourite meal of the typical Afrikaner.

Eating too much biltong may cause you to look like this

Eating too much jerky may cause you to look like this

Due to the popularity rise in biltong as a result of the 2010 Soccer World Cup and its addictive taste, the demand in biltong has increaced exponentially worldwide.

Some countries like Britain have outright banned biltong fearing the Afrikaner population in Britan would start to revolt and take over Europe.

 

[Faffa]

Damn. All these topless men on the forums! Blergh.

 

[Necuno]

Damn. All these topless men on the forums! Blergh.

might have you wonder about the poster

 

[C-MAN]

lol...

Some countries like Britain have outright banned biltong fearing the Afrikaner population in Britan would start to revolt and take over Europe.

rofl conspiracy I TELL YOU!!

 

[Faffa]

"Some countries like Britain have outright banned biltong fearing the Afrikaner population in Britan would start to revolt and take over Europe. "

Well, I can tell you one thing for sure - you can't just speak Afrikaans anywhere you want in London.