Blizzard games sexist???

_Caboose_

MG's resident Boozer
This is such a funny read :D

http://www.vanguardparty.com/articles/starcraft.html

The reason they were saying that is the voices in warcraft and starcraft...

Evidence

Warcraft III:
Humans
Footman
"Don't ask. Don't tell."
Sorceress (only female human troop)-In a seductive voice: "What'll it be hotshot?" "If you insist." "This better be good." "Click me baby… one more time." "You don't 'get out much do you?" "Let's chat on Battle.net sometime." "Help me help you." "I don't remember casting slow on you." "Get down Sparky." "It's about time."
Mortar Team:
"…and that's how baby Dwarves are made."
"Get your finger out of thy bunghole."
Gryphon Rider
"It's not the size of the hammer that counts, it's how you wield it."
Granis Darkhammer
"Touch me not, I am chaste."
Orcs: Grunt
"Why you poking me again?"
"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
"Poke, poke poke, is that all you do?"
"Me so horny, me hurt you longtime…"
Orcs Shaman
"You ever get hit by lightning where the sun don't shine?"
Peon
"Me not that kind of orc."
Magis Coldeye
"Touch your tongue to mine."
Starcraft
Terrans

Medic- Speaking Seductively
"Where does it hurt?"
"I've already checked you out commander."
"You want another physical?"
"Turn your head and cough."
"Ready for you sponge bath."
Vulture
"I don't have time to fuck around."
Siege Tank
"Yes Sir."
"Orders Sir."
(While these last two are not sexual, they give the obvious implication that the game player must be male.)
Goliath
"Checklist completed…. SoB."
(Again, not only being a sexually derogatory statement, this implies that only males will be empowered; leading the force.)
Valkyrie- In an overly sexualized Russian accent.
"Don't keep me waiting."
"I have ways of blowing things…. Up."
"You're being very naughty."
"Who's your Mommy?"
"(Stallion neighing)"
Sarah Kerrigan
"I'm ready!"
"I'm waitin' on you."
"Easily amused, huh?"
"Doesn't take a telepath to know what you're thinking."
"You get off on annoying people, don't you?"
Infested Kerrigan
"Don't think that I need You!"
Infested Duran
"I think you're getting too familiar."
"I don't think we've met."
 
The orc prisoners in the Caverns of Time: Durnholde instance in WoW say "me not that kind of orc" when you highlight them

Amusing little easter egg :p
 
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